A woman complimented my t-shirt in the grocery store and I’ve never felt that boosted
June 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A woman complimented my t-shirt in the grocery store and I’ve never felt that boosted
I continuously think popular woman chefs are gay (based on nothing but watching them on Chopped or whatever) and when I find out they aren’t, I’m absolutely flabbergasted. Tatiana? Iman from Next Level Chef?? MEI LIN???
June 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I continuously think popular woman chefs are gay (based on nothing but watching them on Chopped or whatever) and when I find out they aren’t, I’m absolutely flabbergasted. Tatiana? Iman from Next Level Chef?? MEI LIN???
I don’t really remember how spelling bees work. Do they buzz in? They should.
June 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don’t really remember how spelling bees work. Do they buzz in? They should.
Therapist about to CACKLE at how many women rejected me. And honestly, slay
June 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Therapist about to CACKLE at how many women rejected me. And honestly, slay
If anyone else is playing Skyrim on Switch (lol), are you also having the issue where you have two of the same sword in your favorites and it only lets you select one to use?
June 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If anyone else is playing Skyrim on Switch (lol), are you also having the issue where you have two of the same sword in your favorites and it only lets you select one to use?
I HATE penne. I had it so much in my childhood that it now ruins a dish for me.
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I HATE penne. I had it so much in my childhood that it now ruins a dish for me.
Finished S4 of Next Level Chef last night and I screamed.
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Finished S4 of Next Level Chef last night and I screamed.
I really wanna make a kick-ass design for a particular acronym, but the letters aren’t working together. advice?
May 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really wanna make a kick-ass design for a particular acronym, but the letters aren’t working together. advice?
my best friends are taking me to the beach in honor of my birthday because I haven’t been in 7 years. Friendship is literally such a magical kind of love
May 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my best friends are taking me to the beach in honor of my birthday because I haven’t been in 7 years. Friendship is literally such a magical kind of love
Dyke Night was such a success, I absolutely love being in queer spaces. So very freeing and comfortable
May 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dyke Night was such a success, I absolutely love being in queer spaces. So very freeing and comfortable
“good goddam yeehaw” is so good
April 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“good goddam yeehaw” is so good
Been sitting on this one:
blue raspberry jam
blue raspberry jam
April 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Been sitting on this one:
blue raspberry jam
blue raspberry jam
why is everything at least $50.
April 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
why is everything at least $50.
No one at my neighborhood bar commented on my CorncobTV shirt :(
April 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No one at my neighborhood bar commented on my CorncobTV shirt :(
Take my hair down and suddenly everyone wants to talk to me. If you don’t like me at my thumbthumb, you don’t deserve me at my Floop.
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Take my hair down and suddenly everyone wants to talk to me. If you don’t like me at my thumbthumb, you don’t deserve me at my Floop.
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❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
You can see exactly when I stopped to pet a cat during my walk
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You can see exactly when I stopped to pet a cat during my walk
I try my best to be anti-capitalist but if a product has beautiful branding I have a really hard time.
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I try my best to be anti-capitalist but if a product has beautiful branding I have a really hard time.
Today I’m encouraging you to fill a martini glass with almond milk and dunk Oreos in it. Very fancy.
April 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Today I’m encouraging you to fill a martini glass with almond milk and dunk Oreos in it. Very fancy.
I think I might buy/make custom wrapping paper for next gifting season.
April 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I think I might buy/make custom wrapping paper for next gifting season.
ugly dude next to me at the bar said “do you have any AMERICAN IPAs?” 🙃 girl. First of all this is a brewery, so all of their beers are brewed in-house. Second, do you know what IPA stands for?
I don’t know much about anything so I could be wrong but it rubbed me the wrong way
I don’t know much about anything so I could be wrong but it rubbed me the wrong way
April 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ugly dude next to me at the bar said “do you have any AMERICAN IPAs?” 🙃 girl. First of all this is a brewery, so all of their beers are brewed in-house. Second, do you know what IPA stands for?
I don’t know much about anything so I could be wrong but it rubbed me the wrong way
I don’t know much about anything so I could be wrong but it rubbed me the wrong way
I just watched a baby look me up and down. The male gaze never stops
April 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just watched a baby look me up and down. The male gaze never stops
Big news: I can make spreadsheets on my phone now. This is huge.
March 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Big news: I can make spreadsheets on my phone now. This is huge.
Bro sitting next to me at the bar got his food and, to no one, went “oh HELL yeah” and ate a handful of fries and a bite of a burger at the same time. What a queen.
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bro sitting next to me at the bar got his food and, to no one, went “oh HELL yeah” and ate a handful of fries and a bite of a burger at the same time. What a queen.