abifanboy.bsky.social
@abifanboy.bsky.social
"If I had a nickel for every time a trans woman threatened me today I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"

These two options are not mutually exclusive, yes keeping it a secret is probably the best option but where's the lie in the second option.
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"We just had awkward sex and then she left crying. Honestly I feel bad for her but right now you're scaring me."
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Moan Puakena's name.
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Don't belittle yourself. Just because mine is bigger doesn't make your cock any less awesome."
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Turn her around.

Speaking of poor critical thinking skills, we have a lot of names going through our head at the moment and I sure hope that when the time cums we say the right one.
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Tell me about it.
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
A shower seems like a good idea but I also thought pulling out was as well so...
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Pull out.
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Sorry for deleting the original reply once I realised the misunderstanding, the replies are now a mess.
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I think there's some confusion here, I meant to say that Android 18 cracked Raylene's egg.
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Headcanon acquired, Android 18 cracked her egg.
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I feel like the first image is aimed at me.

Old beach shed.
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"My pleasure, thanks for everything. You keep calling me cute but you're quite pleasant on the eyes yourself. This doesn't have to be a transactional relationship, if you want to take a load off feel free to make use of the amenities here and if that doesn't work you could always pump it into me."
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm not apologising for the coin use.

Heh she thinks we're cute.

Also, for the staff.
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
We get to take her dick?
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"I can't keep running this place without the staff. I've been rushing around trying to take care of other people's problems I've been unable to take care of my own ''problem''. Sorry about that by the way."
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
We are so loosing our job.
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
We might even get to suck her dick.
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Office. The bank lady's been waiting a while.
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Now this is a Universes Beyond I can get behind.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM