Eric T. Cartman.
banner
abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social
Eric T. Cartman.
@abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social
"Sweet..."
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from South Park.
Account not associated with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
ANYONE CAN FOLLOW ME!

The Multiple Man of The #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍

PS: ur so lame.
[Cartman stopped in place.] "Who the fuck are you!"
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
[Cartman just walked away grumbling...] "smartass... mmmmm..."
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
OMEGA

cartman.
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OMEGA

you actually found one Gwen? That's sweet... Right eric. "FUCK NO I'M NOT SPEAKING TO A BUNCHA STUPID DEMONS!"
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
OMEGA

I don't even wanna block the account I feel like I've been chosen for something 😭
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
the window...] "They're gonna play loud music huh... I'll show em loud..." [So he just launched a fucking firework at the stage.]
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
@umjammer1999.bsky.social

[Cartman was asleep late at night snuggled up next to Clyde Frog when suddenly... 1. 2. 3! GO! A loud guitar began playing from the town square loud enough to wake up the sleeping eric...] "Oh... OH FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS ENJOYING MY NAP!" [Eric then got up and watched out
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
OMEGA

*adds causing a universal fallout to my resume.*
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM