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Just your average neighborhood bird, posting his thoughts.
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Up all night because my neighbors were fighting in the branch above me. Husband was staring at the cockatoo that lives in the Patel residence nearby. Multiple posts on NestDoor are requesting the couple pipe down or move to a more remote tree. Trying to figure out which window he’s been looking in.
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Up all night because my neighbors were fighting in the branch above me. Husband was staring at the cockatoo that lives in the Patel residence nearby. Multiple posts on NestDoor are requesting the couple pipe down or move to a more remote tree. Trying to figure out which window he’s been looking in.
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April 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Bats think they’re sooo badass but who’s the one related to dinosaurs again?
March 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Bats think they’re sooo badass but who’s the one related to dinosaurs again?
If you liked it then you should have put a bird on it.
March 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you liked it then you should have put a bird on it.
Up all night because my neighbors were fighting in the branch above me. Husband was staring at the cockatoo that lives in the Patel residence nearby. Multiple posts on NestDoor are requesting the couple pipe down or move to a more remote tree. Trying to figure out which window he’s been looking in.
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Up all night because my neighbors were fighting in the branch above me. Husband was staring at the cockatoo that lives in the Patel residence nearby. Multiple posts on NestDoor are requesting the couple pipe down or move to a more remote tree. Trying to figure out which window he’s been looking in.
So many younger birds don’t understand birdbath etiquette. If someone is waiting in line, don’t lollygag and definitely do not defecate into aforementioned bath.
March 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So many younger birds don’t understand birdbath etiquette. If someone is waiting in line, don’t lollygag and definitely do not defecate into aforementioned bath.
The owls are keeping me up all night with their Abbott and Costello act
March 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The owls are keeping me up all night with their Abbott and Costello act
Oh I see, when humans shitpost they get Buzzfeed Listicles. When birds do it they get barbed wire at the train station.
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh I see, when humans shitpost they get Buzzfeed Listicles. When birds do it they get barbed wire at the train station.
Anyone want to Nestflix and chill? I realize it’s not 2018 anymore but I still haven’t seen Bird Box.
March 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyone want to Nestflix and chill? I realize it’s not 2018 anymore but I still haven’t seen Bird Box.
📣 PSA
We 🐦 understand taking pride in your home - ask any crow with baubles woven into its nest. But when you spray down your window to the point of transparency, you are not a good host - you are tricking us, and tricking some of us into an early death. Be better. 🪽
We 🐦 understand taking pride in your home - ask any crow with baubles woven into its nest. But when you spray down your window to the point of transparency, you are not a good host - you are tricking us, and tricking some of us into an early death. Be better. 🪽
March 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
📣 PSA
We 🐦 understand taking pride in your home - ask any crow with baubles woven into its nest. But when you spray down your window to the point of transparency, you are not a good host - you are tricking us, and tricking some of us into an early death. Be better. 🪽
We 🐦 understand taking pride in your home - ask any crow with baubles woven into its nest. But when you spray down your window to the point of transparency, you are not a good host - you are tricking us, and tricking some of us into an early death. Be better. 🪽
It’s gotta hurt to have humans try to avoid having a neck like yours.
I shouldn’t roast the turkey - it’s not November.
I shouldn’t roast the turkey - it’s not November.
March 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s gotta hurt to have humans try to avoid having a neck like yours.
I shouldn’t roast the turkey - it’s not November.
I shouldn’t roast the turkey - it’s not November.
Dear Peters Family,
You may not have known that emptying your dryer lint outside would make a dream come true. My nest was missing something—until you provided that lush gray lint. Now it’s insulated and cozy. I’d invite you over if you could fit and weren’t scared of me giving you a disease. 🐦
You may not have known that emptying your dryer lint outside would make a dream come true. My nest was missing something—until you provided that lush gray lint. Now it’s insulated and cozy. I’d invite you over if you could fit and weren’t scared of me giving you a disease. 🐦
March 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dear Peters Family,
You may not have known that emptying your dryer lint outside would make a dream come true. My nest was missing something—until you provided that lush gray lint. Now it’s insulated and cozy. I’d invite you over if you could fit and weren’t scared of me giving you a disease. 🐦
You may not have known that emptying your dryer lint outside would make a dream come true. My nest was missing something—until you provided that lush gray lint. Now it’s insulated and cozy. I’d invite you over if you could fit and weren’t scared of me giving you a disease. 🐦
Our species relies on the mother bird to sit on the eggs, but I’m an ally and will gladly split the duty. Looking for a lady bird who wants a true partnership, like the woman who made Ladybird and her husband.
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Our species relies on the mother bird to sit on the eggs, but I’m an ally and will gladly split the duty. Looking for a lady bird who wants a true partnership, like the woman who made Ladybird and her husband.
Dear Small Humans: We find it really creepy when you take pieces of us home with you. Would you like it if we took tufts of your hair? That beautiful, brown hair that would fit seamlessly into my nest? Where may I find that hair?
March 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dear Small Humans: We find it really creepy when you take pieces of us home with you. Would you like it if we took tufts of your hair? That beautiful, brown hair that would fit seamlessly into my nest? Where may I find that hair?
Many of our species are monogamous, but you wouldn’t know that if you asked my ex-girlfriend Val.
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Many of our species are monogamous, but you wouldn’t know that if you asked my ex-girlfriend Val.
If this nest is a-squawkin’
Don’t come a-knockin’
🪹🪶😉
Don’t come a-knockin’
🪹🪶😉
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If this nest is a-squawkin’
Don’t come a-knockin’
🪹🪶😉
Don’t come a-knockin’
🪹🪶😉
Penguins don’t deserve to be called birds. They’re just lay-abouts who can’t even fly. And the Emperor penguins?? Um imperialist much?
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Penguins don’t deserve to be called birds. They’re just lay-abouts who can’t even fly. And the Emperor penguins?? Um imperialist much?
Why does the bald eagle get to be the mascot? He can’t even grow his own hair - forget representing the entire country.
March 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why does the bald eagle get to be the mascot? He can’t even grow his own hair - forget representing the entire country.
I gotta go so bad…holding it for the nearest cybertruck.
March 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I gotta go so bad…holding it for the nearest cybertruck.
Bats think they’re sooo badass but who’s the one related to dinosaurs again?
March 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Bats think they’re sooo badass but who’s the one related to dinosaurs again?
Been practicing for the “MD” - “mating dance” for those of you in the know. Is the cha-cha slide still a thing or nah? 🪽
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Been practicing for the “MD” - “mating dance” for those of you in the know. Is the cha-cha slide still a thing or nah? 🪽