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shaved off my beard last night bc i had the urge to know what was under there. well i'm never doing that again
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
shaved off my beard last night bc i had the urge to know what was under there. well i'm never doing that again
the one time i ever went to a really Nice restaurant was when i was 12 & my mom was weirdly fixated on setting me up with our rich neighbour's nerd son. they took us to a michelin starred restaurant where the plates were huge & the food was the size of a nickel
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the one time i ever went to a really Nice restaurant was when i was 12 & my mom was weirdly fixated on setting me up with our rich neighbour's nerd son. they took us to a michelin starred restaurant where the plates were huge & the food was the size of a nickel
the bear has done nothing to convince me that fine dining is anything other than the food equivalent of golf - hugely destructive to human workers and the environment & a status symbol for wealthy idiots
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
the bear has done nothing to convince me that fine dining is anything other than the food equivalent of golf - hugely destructive to human workers and the environment & a status symbol for wealthy idiots
"friendship decay" you mean expecting that people who want to be part of my life occasionally make an effort to speak to me or give any indication that i exist & they care if i'm alive? you mean that?
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"friendship decay" you mean expecting that people who want to be part of my life occasionally make an effort to speak to me or give any indication that i exist & they care if i'm alive? you mean that?
i'm very medicated and i'm still in pain but now i also really wanna make out with someone & eat an entire lasagna. cannot do either of these things as i am stuck in bed in the middle of nowhere and terminally broke
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i'm very medicated and i'm still in pain but now i also really wanna make out with someone & eat an entire lasagna. cannot do either of these things as i am stuck in bed in the middle of nowhere and terminally broke
thinking about "squidward is nonbeenary. because... he lays eggs"
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
thinking about "squidward is nonbeenary. because... he lays eggs"
every day people online reveal extremely weird things about how they bathe themselves
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
every day people online reveal extremely weird things about how they bathe themselves
the purpose of a system is what it does - no shut the fuck up i'm not making a plural kink joke, i'm commenting on how social control reproduces itself, shut the fuck upppp
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the purpose of a system is what it does - no shut the fuck up i'm not making a plural kink joke, i'm commenting on how social control reproduces itself, shut the fuck upppp
thinking about selling my smartcrutches. i worked so fucking hard to raise the money to get them and then my OT was like yeah you're actually right that the best way to preserve function is to be sitting down as much as possible. like oh ok i guess i'll just set this pile of money on fire. thanks
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
thinking about selling my smartcrutches. i worked so fucking hard to raise the money to get them and then my OT was like yeah you're actually right that the best way to preserve function is to be sitting down as much as possible. like oh ok i guess i'll just set this pile of money on fire. thanks
i know you can be a bottom who eats ass. all respect to bottoms who eat ass. but i am just not a hole person. i exist to be prodded and groped and penetrated, not to act or do or penetrate
i'm possibly the least interested in asses out of anyone in the world. show me a beautiful butthole and i feel nothing. just dead inside. show me the area just above the dick with a little tuft of hair and a hint of shaft though... whew
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i know you can be a bottom who eats ass. all respect to bottoms who eat ass. but i am just not a hole person. i exist to be prodded and groped and penetrated, not to act or do or penetrate
i'm possibly the least interested in asses out of anyone in the world. show me a beautiful butthole and i feel nothing. just dead inside. show me the area just above the dick with a little tuft of hair and a hint of shaft though... whew
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i'm possibly the least interested in asses out of anyone in the world. show me a beautiful butthole and i feel nothing. just dead inside. show me the area just above the dick with a little tuft of hair and a hint of shaft though... whew
oh whoops i misread the thing about claire saffitz. never mind
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
oh whoops i misread the thing about claire saffitz. never mind
hangs mistletoe on your dick cheekily and sucks you off and then dies of mistletoe poisoning
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hangs mistletoe on your dick cheekily and sucks you off and then dies of mistletoe poisoning
well i don't think i'm getting fucked today but i did get a free ham
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
well i don't think i'm getting fucked today but i did get a free ham
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trauma is great cause you'll be trying to fall asleep (at almost 5am) & suddenly remember how your ex once told you that you should remove all your toenails to make caring for you easier for him
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
trauma is great cause you'll be trying to fall asleep (at almost 5am) & suddenly remember how your ex once told you that you should remove all your toenails to make caring for you easier for him
nilered is such a specific kind of annoying that i just sort of unquestioningly assumed for ages that he was a trans guy. he has the energy of a onceler closet cosplay & his bizarre inflection would make more sense if it was the result of bad voice training. i know he's cis ok
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
nilered is such a specific kind of annoying that i just sort of unquestioningly assumed for ages that he was a trans guy. he has the energy of a onceler closet cosplay & his bizarre inflection would make more sense if it was the result of bad voice training. i know he's cis ok
me: and in the 2010s, there was a man on youtube called The Anxious Rapper whose gimmick was that he had social anxiety
my wasteland comrades shivering around our cookfire: *oohing & aahing in wonder*
my wasteland comrades shivering around our cookfire: *oohing & aahing in wonder*
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
me: and in the 2010s, there was a man on youtube called The Anxious Rapper whose gimmick was that he had social anxiety
my wasteland comrades shivering around our cookfire: *oohing & aahing in wonder*
my wasteland comrades shivering around our cookfire: *oohing & aahing in wonder*
really fucked up that i've been saying for years i'm worried constant cyclical starvation & food insecurity is going to give me insulin resistance and now that's happening and they're like umm you should probably develop a restrictive eating disorder :/
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
really fucked up that i've been saying for years i'm worried constant cyclical starvation & food insecurity is going to give me insulin resistance and now that's happening and they're like umm you should probably develop a restrictive eating disorder :/
risk-aware consensual kink? no, i want my kink to be completely unaware, fucking clued out, no idea how much danger it's in. this kink didn't consent at all
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
risk-aware consensual kink? no, i want my kink to be completely unaware, fucking clued out, no idea how much danger it's in. this kink didn't consent at all
when i said they could lose their eye they said i was being ableist against visually impaired people (them in the future with a cool pirate eyepatch). okay <3 yay <3
one of the quintessential memories i have of my time with crust punk anprims was during a cross-country hitchhiking trip (dumb)(almost died) when my traveling partner refused to take out a contact lens from their very VERY infected eye bc they felt it was more important to wear their cool sunglasses
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
when i said they could lose their eye they said i was being ableist against visually impaired people (them in the future with a cool pirate eyepatch). okay <3 yay <3
one of the quintessential memories i have of my time with crust punk anprims was during a cross-country hitchhiking trip (dumb)(almost died) when my traveling partner refused to take out a contact lens from their very VERY infected eye bc they felt it was more important to wear their cool sunglasses
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
one of the quintessential memories i have of my time with crust punk anprims was during a cross-country hitchhiking trip (dumb)(almost died) when my traveling partner refused to take out a contact lens from their very VERY infected eye bc they felt it was more important to wear their cool sunglasses
i've been avoiding peanuts for like 3 years bc i almost died from eating walnuts but i had a dab of pb yesterday and didn't have a reaction. so maybe i can eat peanuts again? i would know better if my fucking allergist would stop handwaving away my requests for skin testing
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i've been avoiding peanuts for like 3 years bc i almost died from eating walnuts but i had a dab of pb yesterday and didn't have a reaction. so maybe i can eat peanuts again? i would know better if my fucking allergist would stop handwaving away my requests for skin testing
i found a nasty little suppurating pocket of tumblr and i am having to avoid poking at it like an abcess
i learned what "repper" means today and now i gotta kill people
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i found a nasty little suppurating pocket of tumblr and i am having to avoid poking at it like an abcess
i learned what "repper" means today and now i gotta kill people
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i learned what "repper" means today and now i gotta kill people