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Andrew Carlson
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Minnesotan and such
Yes but by the end of the night I was five or six sheets as well, so it’s all a bit fuzzy.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Not my best work but I really don’t feel like trying with this ghoul.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dumb cunt says what
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bring it on, weasel dick.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Woah this incident I initiated without proof sure escalated quickly and has confused me! Better double tap!”
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
High stakes indeed
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
State’s rights, you know?
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey now, that was the Jewish Space Laser Corps. Credit where it’s due.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A true disaster. Not much left but smoldering embers.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They continue to use more words than they need to. Just post BLUT UND BODEN already.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You can tell she knows she’s lying when that dumbass grin pops out under those vapid eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
a man swings a golf club on a green mat
ALT: a man swings a golf club on a green mat
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December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reminds me of Rob McElhenney saying how easy it is to get in shape. Quit your job, stop eating food you like, stop drinking anything you like, hire a full time personal trainer, lift weights six days a week, etc.

Difference of course is he was joking, being fully aware that most can’t do it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Methinks Captain Kelly just watched an episode of Succession. I like the energy.
a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
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December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
With by far the fastest car. Shouldn’t happen.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why does no one ask this moron to name the states? Oh that’s right, because they’re on the same side.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A strategy that won the Twins two World Series.
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m reading it “Oh wow, oh wow.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can’t believe we willingly gave this up for 26 years.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think they know this, thus the showing us the valves still move after doing it. Heathen behavior.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A look at my face when that became clear:
a man in a suit and bow tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is looking at the camera .
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November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Rory Gilmore?
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM