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Fan of former RoosterTeeth Studios (formerly fake_account_to_disable_autoplay)
Former head of SteelCityScores.
All things Pittsburgh and Marvel Puzzle Quest
Amateur Poker Pro
Currently Funemployed
(3/2) There is absolutely no reason for them to have their own APCs, (semi)automatic rifles, grenades, chemical weapons, prison complexes, sonic weaponary, etc. They should be out there with windbreakers and valid paperwork.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
(1/2) if they find infractions, they should get a warrant from a judge and turn that over to the FBI, State Police, Constables, or Sheriffs to enforce. ICE as it currently stands shouldn't exist at all. They shouldn't be the enforcement, judge, jury, and executioners all in one.
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Man, yinz'r really sleeping on Will Howard
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
There are other Pittsburgs (Kansas and California), but only one Pittsburgh
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
PittsburgH (you forgot the "H"). Hope to see you there.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Helmet
Violent Femmes
Jimmi's Chicken Shack
Bloodhound Gang
Agent Orange
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Reminds me of the Fetterman vs Dr. Oz battle here in PA. Was Fetterman the perfect liberal candidate? Far from it. But he's who we ended up with and it was an "anyone but Oz" scenario. I don't live in Texas, but from what I've seen from the outside, Crockett's upside far outweighs her downsides
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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They're just jealous that they never beat Battletoads
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Not my favorite genre, but I'm not gonna lie: I like Will Trent and High Potential... both have casts with great representation and most episodes involve them really fucking up old rich white people.
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
We started the Spanish Flu epidemic of the 1910s, then let China overtake us with Covid. Gotta take the crown back! (/s)
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Jaws? The pinnacle of 3D glasses was Captain EO...
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Spoil who now?
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
You see... He's the Main Character and you're just an NPC that's here to support his Hero's Journey... /s
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
While the sentiment is appreciated, I feel that getting in a South Park Style Rochambeau Contest with an NFL kicker is not in my best interest.
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I backed the last inveterate shitposter and volunteered for his campaign. I don't feel "icky" about it, because he STILL beats the alternative that is Dr. Oz, but I hope you don't end up like Fetterman once in office. It's almost worse to have hope ripped away than to never have it at all.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
*Phillip J Fry Not sure if serious meme*
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Don't forget that Wilson, Fields, and Rodgers were only the tail end of Khan's QB signings. It started with Haskins (RIP) and Trubinsky. He was hell-bent on his belief that the Steelers could find a "former high pick reclaimation project" to solve their QB woes.
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Red Bull with Coffee explains SOOO much...
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
That could mean "we'll be doing this for decades" or "I'm about to go out like Scott Adams" and either way, I'm here for it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Move up here to the north east. It's cold and windy enough that opening the front door hurts your face. It's enough of a deterrant to never want to leave the house.
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
TBF: This is probably most of the target audience's intro into actual Christianity
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
3 months? In most of the country you can win an election (sheriff and constable) or just be deputized with absolutely *0* required training. Only a few states have requirements for local cops. State police is a bit more strict, but not always.
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM