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abnormable.bsky.social
BonkSquatch & Blanket Ninja
@abnormable.bsky.social
Middleagedness is some ol' bullsh*t.
<geezer noises>
Twitter was tortured, maimed, crippled & infected with the ✖ brand cordyceps muskii zombie death rot, so- now we're here..

Sorry/not sorry, thank you, drive thru
little victories 🌞
March 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
<wonders how mine sounds>

<<hopes like hell it ain't shrill or eeyoreish>>

<{secretly hopes it sounds like Roger Rabbit}>
March 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Awwww, shucks- ily, too, Boo!
Run down city round here- everything seems so much more extra than usual.. kinda feel like I'm dragging my ass round in a concrete filled wheelbarrow or some shit. It's crazy.
Burn out is real..
March 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Oh- it's gray and shitty here too..
You are the ray of sunshine I was basking in..
Hope you feel better soon.
March 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
G'mornin🌞
March 9, 2024 at 5:20 PM
That's right- they're the piss holes..
Pisshole chicks- sounds like a gwar groupie cover band or something.
March 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
<shakes can of mini marshmallows while smiling> yup, same
March 9, 2024 at 4:22 PM
The implication is just, uh, well- fucked up.. technically, a skeet is a clay target launched into the air to be shot at and destroyed. The "urban slang" skeet is ejaculate... either way- it's fucked up.
Regardless of the original intent, the term "skeet" was a horrible choice.
March 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
This looks like most text convos with our son. He's 20 now, but, we always gave him the space and breadth to just be himself & express himself- whatever that meant...and, he bloomed into a well rounded, highly intelligent, platinum hearted, standup kinda guy.
March 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM