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abracapocus

@abracapocus.bsky.social

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Consumer of books, fic, movies, TV, nerdy things, good food. Serial napper. Friend to animals.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 8h

Whoa buddy. I've been swamped and haven't had time to news for the past few. I'll go look.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 13h

The trifecta.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 14h

Haught 'n horny

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 14h

"Ooh, lordy!"

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 15h

☹️

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 15h

It's come to my attention that October 8th is both International Lesbian Day AND World Octopus Day. So #Earpers know what that really means: it's Horny Nicole Haught Day.

#WynonnaEarp

Screenshot from Wynonna Earp episode Love's All Over. A redheaded woman is pawing at a brunette woman from behind.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 1d

Co-signed

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 4d

Best not to pull on that thread.

And don't accept eggs from strangers.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 5d

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 5d

Truly useful phrases. For someone.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 5d

Personal favorite memories:

1. @lynnrachels.bsky.social discovering that there was a live mic on the bus.

2. The Didsbury Museum ladies and their home baked goods! Such hospitality.

A person standing at the front of a moving tour bus talking into a microphone.

A long kitchen counter with baked goods.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 7d

Got to play dress up like the Village People today, and it's not even Halloween yet!

A white hard hat with hi viz safety vest stuffed inside. The hat is on a gray carpet next to a pair of feet in black steel toe boots.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 7d

Sounds like propaganda fic about a certain vodka-drinking president.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 7d

Duolingo after dark.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 8d

Translated: "I'm literate, can cook, and available!"

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 11d

The little ones. So angry.

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Kanopy @kanopy.com · 12d

While our competitors treat the + in their name as an excuse to continually raise subscription prices, Kanopy still offers thoughtful entertainment for #free to it's consumers through participating libraries and universities.

Link in bio to our full catalogue!

Graph showing rising streaming prices with a line trending upwards, contrasted by text stating "Kanopy is free always" at the bottom.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 14d

So fluffy looking.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 16d

Not sure I'd try it, but I remember hearing the sound when my grandpa would eat fish eyes and the bony part rolled around in his mouth.

Frog toe probably wouldn't make it onto my plate either.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 16d

Eye of newt and toe of frog ...

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 18d

Overachiever! Get well soon.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 18d

Hey, nice profile pic!

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 20d

I'm not a white chocolate or milk tea person, but this was pretty good! Very creamy, not too sweet.

A mini Milk Tea flavor Kit Kat candy with a red tartan wrapper.

abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 20d

Our office machine isn't working, so I went to use some GC credit the other day. The lids stain and look so gross, even if I know it's my own filth. Very unsightly.

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abracapocus @abracapocus.bsky.social · 21d

They should definitely wear a bell or something

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