abritabroad.bsky.social
@abritabroad.bsky.social
I’m a #Martyr. The wife is taking the kids to lunch and the kid movies on #Father’sDay and asked me if I minded. And I do. But I said no because the hate and the guilt trip just isn’t worth it.
A father only gets one day a year, if he’s lucky. #crybaby #weak.
June 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ll never go back to X but watching Drumpf/Musk come apart is riveting stuff.
I wonder how long till the South African ‘refugees’ are sent home? Sans their anal Krugerrands!
June 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Turns out I didn’t die today.
May 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In pre op. Somewhat convinced I’m going to die on the table but, what the hell.
May 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It’s weird that I fooled myself for years thinking I was still thin and a runner. I guess even a decade after I got out of shape I still thought of myself as an athlete.
May 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How do you/me decide how much pain we can tolerate? I always thought of myself as a ”big brave dog” as my son Cooper said back in the day. Now I’m getting a hip replaced and I’m beginning to doubt myself.
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How big was her bag to carry $3000 in singles? Must have been a busy night!

apnews.com/article/home... Homeland Security Secretary Noem's purse stolen at DC restaurant, officials say
Homeland Security Secretary Noem's purse stolen at DC restaurant, officials say
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse was stolen at a Washington, D.C., restaurant on Easter night.
apnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Life is about choices. We make the choice every day to stay or go.
April 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I never thought I’d say this but #harvard #istandwithharvard.
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m snoring tonight. And no one hates that more than me. I hate keeping people awake. But the insults, the door slamming and the shoving, there’s no need for that.
Just ask and I’ll happily sleep in the other room. #snoring
April 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’m not really pessimistic but I’ve already figured out all my own funeral music, Trumps too!
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Walk till it makes sense.
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Man thinks. If I walk far enough I’ll run out stars.
The stars think. If I wait long enough I’ll run out of men.
April 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Alarm went off and I’m lying here like Stephen Hawking
February 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I guess this goes along with becoming older, the longer I sleep in the mornings less respect I have for myself. And the longer you sleep in the morning, the less patience I have for you.
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Tusk Twins
February 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“Speaking to reporters from his Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump said, "Today I heard, well, we weren't invited. Well, you've been there for three years. You should have ended it three years. You should have never started it."

The insanity!
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It feels so good to replace Amazon in the search bar with Better World Books.
February 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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What a book! The 1st historical fiction from Jenny Pearson, Shrapnel Boys, is gut-wrenching, shocking & and an absolute masterpiece. Darker than what you may expect but it makes it even more powerful. Wow! Out 8/5 for 9+. Thanks Usborne 📖 #kidslituk
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February 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
In the end, when all the bullshit is stripped away all we have is our word and our integrity.
February 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Small birds are nesting in the chimney. I told my wife the gas starter was broken so we can’t have a fire but really, small birds are nesting in our fireplace, I can hear them whistle a little at night.
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Think of it less as jet lag, think of it more as an opportunity to clean the kitchen at 3am.
December 29, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Say hi to someone , make their day.
Leave gum under your seat, affect so many people’s day for months to come.
December 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM