It's just that, and this *was* on your schedule, Chief, the Yalosian ambassadors are due to dock any minute now and we really don't want to give them another 'eerie little time'.
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
It's just that, and this *was* on your schedule, Chief, the Yalosian ambassadors are due to dock any minute now and we really don't want to give them another 'eerie little time'.
Chief. Pssst. CHIEFsorry Chief, but, ah, I have to warn you, your, er, D is... sweet refreshing D, yes if you like Chief, but it's turning everyone gradually orange.
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Chief. Pssst. CHIEFsorry Chief, but, ah, I have to warn you, your, er, D is... sweet refreshing D, yes if you like Chief, but it's turning everyone gradually orange.
The script was co-written by Tucker and Shran as what they later called a therapeutic exercise while entirely sober.
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The script was co-written by Tucker and Shran as what they later called a therapeutic exercise while entirely sober.
I've never felt as grateful to a film as I have to Galaxy Quest. It fully understands nerds.
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've never felt as grateful to a film as I have to Galaxy Quest. It fully understands nerds.
Bad luck, Chief! Very bad! -- oh gosh darnit, pardon my language Chief, they're raiding the new layered drinks at the bar, Quark's splitting thick tipples just slid into Morn's enormous glass!
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Bad luck, Chief! Very bad! -- oh gosh darnit, pardon my language Chief, they're raiding the new layered drinks at the bar, Quark's splitting thick tipples just slid into Morn's enormous glass!
Sorry to bother you Chief but there's a food fight on the Promenade and we're ducking bundt hits!
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sorry to bother you Chief but there's a food fight on the Promenade and we're ducking bundt hits!
There was some argument amongst the crew of the Enterprise-D over whether it had been a good or a bad day.
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There was some argument amongst the crew of the Enterprise-D over whether it had been a good or a bad day.
CHIEEEEEEFFFF
ARE YOU DOWWWWWN THERE?
CHIEF, PROFESSOR O'BRIEN SAYS HER MOTHER HAS DOCKED WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
ARE YOU DOWWWWWN THERE?
CHIEF, PROFESSOR O'BRIEN SAYS HER MOTHER HAS DOCKED WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
CHIEEEEEEFFFF
ARE YOU DOWWWWWN THERE?
CHIEF, PROFESSOR O'BRIEN SAYS HER MOTHER HAS DOCKED WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
ARE YOU DOWWWWWN THERE?
CHIEF, PROFESSOR O'BRIEN SAYS HER MOTHER HAS DOCKED WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
"Captain, you will be pleased to know that my experiments with dreaming have advanced. I am now able to bother people."
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Captain, you will be pleased to know that my experiments with dreaming have advanced. I am now able to bother people."
Morning, Chief! Goodness you're looking well, considering yesterday's incident. Really, Chief, I don't think I've ever seen you happier.
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Morning, Chief! Goodness you're looking well, considering yesterday's incident. Really, Chief, I don't think I've ever seen you happier.
CAPTAIN KIRP: Finally, my moment in the sun.
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
CAPTAIN KIRP: Finally, my moment in the sun.
Please try and angle your codpiece toward the underside of the mower Chief it's very hard to push at the rate of the current --
September 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Please try and angle your codpiece toward the underside of the mower Chief it's very hard to push at the rate of the current --
Chief! Chief, do you want that lawnmower back? The whirling blades might just sever the codpiece from the gears!
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Chief! Chief, do you want that lawnmower back? The whirling blades might just sever the codpiece from the gears!
Chief! Chief I'm so-- excuse me, 'scuse me gotta keep up with-- CHIEF I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HAVING A BETTER DAY--
September 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Chief! Chief I'm so-- excuse me, 'scuse me gotta keep up with-- CHIEF I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HAVING A BETTER DAY--
Chief... I mean, good gosh, Chief, you're the Croc upon which all our tactical jibbitz are hooked.
September 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Chief... I mean, good gosh, Chief, you're the Croc upon which all our tactical jibbitz are hooked.
Oh gosh, Ass, it's spreading to proper nouns! Kai Ass just docked and she's *not* happy about this.
September 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh gosh, Ass, it's spreading to proper nouns! Kai Ass just docked and she's *not* happy about this.
AGHSenator! Hello! Er, I, that is to say, the Chief experienced an earlier incident with the replicator that *super* matched euphemism with biology. Gosh you walk quietly.
August 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
AGHSenator! Hello! Er, I, that is to say, the Chief experienced an earlier incident with the replicator that *super* matched euphemism with biology. Gosh you walk quietly.
All right, Chief, it's okay, let's just walk you back out of the-- bit stuck-- out of the lift and sit you down until... Chief you really need to sit down. Chief. CHIEF PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE ESCALATOR
August 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
All right, Chief, it's okay, let's just walk you back out of the-- bit stuck-- out of the lift and sit you down until... Chief you really need to sit down. Chief. CHIEF PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE ESCALATOR
Chief, when young Nog said Quark was trolling you, he didn't m-- y'know what, Chief, this kind of advice is above my pay grade, not that Starfleet uses money, I'll just, er, waving hand emoji.
August 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Chief, when young Nog said Quark was trolling you, he didn't m-- y'know what, Chief, this kind of advice is above my pay grade, not that Starfleet uses money, I'll just, er, waving hand emoji.
I mean, I know you're trying to raise a family and it's useful to be 'down' with the 'kiddos', but do you remember when you tried wearing Croc-- I see you're still wearing them. Okay. Incidentally Chief please don't look at the Best of Quark's reels.
August 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I mean, I know you're trying to raise a family and it's useful to be 'down' with the 'kiddos', but do you remember when you tried wearing Croc-- I see you're still wearing them. Okay. Incidentally Chief please don't look at the Best of Quark's reels.
Aw, Chief, why'd you have to go and get involved with emojis, you *know* how much of a target that makes you for the teens here on Deep Space Nine.
August 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Aw, Chief, why'd you have to go and get involved with emojis, you *know* how much of a target that makes you for the teens here on Deep Space Nine.
I never feel it Chief thanksbye!
August 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I never feel it Chief thanksbye!