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However, the Chicago White Sox *have* won the World Series. Rapture enthusiasts are batting .000
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Ha, I know where this is from. Avengers annual, the end of the Evolutionary War.
absenescence.bsky.social
Fascinating is not a synonym for moronic.
absenescence.bsky.social
Delete everything from the headline before the comma, and it'll work anywhere.
absenescence.bsky.social
I learned of Bill "Ploot" Pulte from the Bed & Bath & Beyond stock cult. He was an insufferable grifter then and hasn't really changed at all.
absenescence.bsky.social
Even better is the Lapland mallard soup. You marinate the mallard in red wine, slow boil, until it's dry. Then you pour in a liter of vodka, chuck that damn bird into the bin and drink the vodka.
absenescence.bsky.social
Turned out balls is probably an obscure dish in Northumbria.
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Hey, if we're going to give them up, let's just send them to Heg'n'tonic there. Recycling!
absenescence.bsky.social
Here, you forgot this letter: Ö
absenescence.bsky.social
Please don't quote that Putin apologist.
absenescence.bsky.social
I guess that'd mean banning cartridge ammunition. Back to powder and shot.
absenescence.bsky.social
Finnish baseball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes there's river in the backfield and you have to go in head-first to get the ball.
absenescence.bsky.social
"Rohr eins bis vier klar für überwasserschoss. Beide Maschinen voraus, Anlauf beginnt!"
absenescence.bsky.social
"But what becomes of us who haven't done diddly-squat for anything? Because there is no such thing as practice, only talent, and if you can't do something right now it's practically impossible!?"
absenescence.bsky.social
Joka tapauksessa, voitaisiin kiristää hieman pääomaverotusta yläpäästä ja laittaa satsi laivastokadetteja Svenska Marinenin hoteisiin, ja samalla tilata 5 Typ 216 u-bootia.

1-2-3 Techno *jumputus kasvaa*
absenescence.bsky.social
Chris Cornell did the best Bond intro. Fight me.
absenescence.bsky.social
On ihan okei olla saamaton. Voithan aina kirjoittaa entistä paremman kirjan ja siteerata näitä!

Älä kysy minulta mun projektista tehdä apokalyptistä doom-surinaa tyyliin vielä ahdistuneempi Trent Reznor
absenescence.bsky.social
Juttu kertoo myös että Suomen puolella rajalla nämä Ladan tuojat löivät vasaralla tuulilasiin kunnon särön. Ei katsos kukaan varasta tuulilasia kun päästään Venäjälle.
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Edesmennyt duunikaveri omisti ysärillä jostain syystä 23 Ladaa. Ja yksi farmari-Lada itselleen. Eräänä päivänä tuli venäläinen herra ja sanoi että hän ostaa noi kaikki, rupesi latomaan tonnin seteleitä pöytään ja sanoi että sano kun riittää. Lopulta lähti se farmari-Ladakin kun seteleitä riitti.
absenescence.bsky.social
The Finnish handball league (yes, a rather niche sport here) has two leading teams, the Riihimäki Cocks and Drumsö Idrottskamrader Dicken. You can't believe how many headlines these two have produced.
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I'm not that much older than you are and the FDF expects me to do nothing. Joke's on them, I'll occupy the local bars in case of conflict. Can't have them fall into enemy hands!