I sold Enzo this week, so I'd say bench Joao Pedro.

* couldn't care less

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJm...

Her indoors not a Mohammed V fan? 😁

"British troops accused of being British troops".

And to think they tried to take daytime Boxing Day football away from us this year.

🤩

She is the content.

A reviewer reviewing something is "unseemly"?

At least you acknowledge that Galaxy is actually chocolate.

Dairy Milk is moulded sugar paste, best suited to making Hershey fans feel better about themselves.

🙂

They lost their magic when Tory weirdos like Richard Curtis started making them.

Keira Knightley was only 17 when she played someone being basically stalked by a creepy older man, which is meant to be romantic.