Matt Brandl (Absol)
@absol.standingintheodds.com
he/him Absoltastic or AbsolBlogsPokemon bajablast.horse
The curry hunt did this to me...
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The curry hunt did this to me...
This is me at midnight at 3:44 PM
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This is me at midnight at 3:44 PM
I hope I never have to see those weird lineless renders of these new megas ever again... I was actually scared we wouldn't get 2D Sugimori-style art of them!!
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I hope I never have to see those weird lineless renders of these new megas ever again... I was actually scared we wouldn't get 2D Sugimori-style art of them!!
First Sleep shiny of the year is Togetic!!! It was right near an Absol... if only they could've traded places
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
First Sleep shiny of the year is Togetic!!! It was right near an Absol... if only they could've traded places
Shiny alpha Gimmighoul after 48,264 encounters and 8 non-alpha shinies!! Thought this would be quick with Alpha Power 2, but I ended up having some rough phase luck
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Shiny alpha Gimmighoul after 48,264 encounters and 8 non-alpha shinies!! Thought this would be quick with Alpha Power 2, but I ended up having some rough phase luck
Winona has fallen in front of the mighty Cornelius
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Winona has fallen in front of the mighty Cornelius
Went to a convention for just a few hours and got a Shiny Oddish on my Ruby Badge Quest!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Went to a convention for just a few hours and got a Shiny Oddish on my Ruby Badge Quest!!!!!!
FALINKS LOG: 1/8/26
IT'S OVER. SHINY ALPHA FALINKS.
IT'S OVER. SHINY ALPHA FALINKS.
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
FALINKS LOG: 1/8/26
IT'S OVER. SHINY ALPHA FALINKS.
IT'S OVER. SHINY ALPHA FALINKS.
enjoying a breakfast taco before another trip to the Falinks mines
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
enjoying a breakfast taco before another trip to the Falinks mines
FALINKS LOG: January 4th, 2026 - 2 shiny Falinks found today, neither of them alpha.
Currently on phase 75 within Zone 16.
@shretro.bsky.social enacted a new evil pass I hope I don't have to worry too much about
Currently on phase 75 within Zone 16.
@shretro.bsky.social enacted a new evil pass I hope I don't have to worry too much about
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
FALINKS LOG: January 4th, 2026 - 2 shiny Falinks found today, neither of them alpha.
Currently on phase 75 within Zone 16.
@shretro.bsky.social enacted a new evil pass I hope I don't have to worry too much about
Currently on phase 75 within Zone 16.
@shretro.bsky.social enacted a new evil pass I hope I don't have to worry too much about
I think I'm gonna get a bingo this year
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I think I'm gonna get a bingo this year
Lucario movie while I 100% the sidequests tonight
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Lucario movie while I 100% the sidequests tonight
Card show haul!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Card show haul!!!!
And my first word of 2026 is...
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
And my first word of 2026 is...
2026 shiny bingo!!! I have no idea how many of these I'll actually do but they're here
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
2026 shiny bingo!!! I have no idea how many of these I'll actually do but they're here
Latias!!!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Latias!!!!!!!
please match my drink, latias
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
please match my drink, latias
Got Puzzle Challenge for Christmas. SO charming in every possible way
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Got Puzzle Challenge for Christmas. SO charming in every possible way
Booted up this used Moon file... The text speed was set to slow... this is just a baby's file. I am going to make Luke the champion
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Booted up this used Moon file... The text speed was set to slow... this is just a baby's file. I am going to make Luke the champion
Out here making Baja Fortnite (Baja Blast and Baja Midnight combined)
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Out here making Baja Fortnite (Baja Blast and Baja Midnight combined)
Cool and popular.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Cool and popular.
Surfing in the tall grass on a strange green bus
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Surfing in the tall grass on a strange green bus