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absolutemayhem.bsky.social
absoluteMayhem
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 55m
Bro please dont penetrate my thousands of little scales dude the meat underneath is so soft
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1h
They crucified me because i hooked a bullet vibe up to my pineal gland and now i can cum miracles
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 4h
Ronintoadin
Ronintoadin WATER / Aqua / Effect • Level 2 • ATK: 100 / DEF: 2000 Cannot be used as Synchro Material. This card's name becomes "Des Frog" while on the field. If this card is in your GY: You can banish 1 "Frog" monster from your GY; Special Summon this card.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 11h
Art by • Kevin Rasel
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 10h
Baiting the oldheads with this post
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11h
somehow ive never heard of sml until this year.. i just naturally ended up with an obsession with mario, plushes, and puppets naturally
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11h
building a time machine so i can stock tf up on Eckerd brand pseudoephedrine
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 11h
emergent swagolution
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Motoyuuri :> @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 13h
If you're scared of the harpy girl talonjob you lack a warriors spirit
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
Hybridization on my childhood bed
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
Rapid forking
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
Rump poisoning
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
They have every right to be mad honestly i have no excuse lock me up in the stocks and throw tomatoes at me
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
My neighbors kicked me off their wifi cuz they found out i havent removed marilyn manson off my sex playlist
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 20h
Please i need to find some girls that want to mutually self-cannibalize with me !!
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 20h
Why do girls go to venus is that a good place to pick up chicks
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 20h
It was very specific about it being sexual.. something about venus or whatever
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 20h
Co-star is telling me that i should look into sexual cannibalism
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
Feeding the machine is soo important you guys
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 4d
those born under the juggalo sign have a higher statistical likelihood of finding floor pills
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
My flesh tastes so much better in the backseat of a stolen car
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
Can i hang out with you at your job while i watch porn?
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 21h
Accidentally sending myself to the super hell dimension by using ai generated tarot cards
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
grape soda girls drive me wild
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 1d
slurping on a big bowl of cobweb soup
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