Patrick Phillips
@absolutespacemusic.bsky.social
Forestry. Music. Science. Deep South born and raised.
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Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
Why are cats so obsessed with playing soccer with random things they find on the floor at 4 a.m.?
December 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Why are cats so obsessed with playing soccer with random things they find on the floor at 4 a.m.?
Ever been so mad that you want to fight God?
November 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Ever been so mad that you want to fight God?
I drink my vinyl records from the water hose like a real American.
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I drink my vinyl records from the water hose like a real American.
Nobody:
Johnny Cash: I pissed myself today
Johnny Cash: I pissed myself today
November 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Nobody:
Johnny Cash: I pissed myself today
Johnny Cash: I pissed myself today
I showed him the ocean and an he said a language that made Mulder and Scully show up to my house and ask me about it.
Look how impressive my cat is though. Very handsome and he knows like six languages.
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I showed him the ocean and an he said a language that made Mulder and Scully show up to my house and ask me about it.
I say a lot of funny things in person. Wish y’all could hear it all.
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I say a lot of funny things in person. Wish y’all could hear it all.