Morales, Ryan | Absolutist | AbsolutRyan
@absolutryan.bsky.social
That side of @RelativRyan.com
I exist to display the full range of human expression, devoid of judgement, highlighting our disposition to lean towards the nuanced or the intense.
Where do you hide the side of you that people don’t like seeing? I am his.
I exist to display the full range of human expression, devoid of judgement, highlighting our disposition to lean towards the nuanced or the intense.
Where do you hide the side of you that people don’t like seeing? I am his.
ALL TO THEN ASK ME IF IM STILL SINGLE?! THE AUDACITY.
I’m still gonna blast Bad Bunny, Marc Anthony & Frankie Ruiz to dance with her tho but one more lil “where’s my great-grandkids” joke and imma have to amazon-prime my meet & greet w/god, cuz ain’t no shot dawg.
My own blood.
I’m still gonna blast Bad Bunny, Marc Anthony & Frankie Ruiz to dance with her tho but one more lil “where’s my great-grandkids” joke and imma have to amazon-prime my meet & greet w/god, cuz ain’t no shot dawg.
My own blood.
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ALL TO THEN ASK ME IF IM STILL SINGLE?! THE AUDACITY.
I’m still gonna blast Bad Bunny, Marc Anthony & Frankie Ruiz to dance with her tho but one more lil “where’s my great-grandkids” joke and imma have to amazon-prime my meet & greet w/god, cuz ain’t no shot dawg.
My own blood.
I’m still gonna blast Bad Bunny, Marc Anthony & Frankie Ruiz to dance with her tho but one more lil “where’s my great-grandkids” joke and imma have to amazon-prime my meet & greet w/god, cuz ain’t no shot dawg.
My own blood.
I NEED YOU TO FIND SOME GRUMPY OLD MAN 👴🏽 ATCHO LIL HISPANIC, GERIATRIC GETTYS 💃🏽 WITH A GRANDDAUGHTER WHO…idk man, just someone who gives me an objectively measurable and contextually valid answer to “what do you wanna eat?” w/o making me wanna deep-throat 7 shots of cesium-137
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I NEED YOU TO FIND SOME GRUMPY OLD MAN 👴🏽 ATCHO LIL HISPANIC, GERIATRIC GETTYS 💃🏽 WITH A GRANDDAUGHTER WHO…idk man, just someone who gives me an objectively measurable and contextually valid answer to “what do you wanna eat?” w/o making me wanna deep-throat 7 shots of cesium-137
AYE! THAT’S MY LINE!!!🤬🤬🤬
April 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
AYE! THAT’S MY LINE!!!🤬🤬🤬