Abssy_East
@abssyeast.bsky.social
Founder, All You Can ETF LLC. Focused on index & ETP product development/management, marketing, and education. Good with letters and numbers. Always striving to be more Pythonic.
My guess is Philadelphia, as soon as Philly starts "pushing back" on ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My guess is Philadelphia, as soon as Philly starts "pushing back" on ICE.
Gold bars and $1.50 hot dogs more like it.
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Gold bars and $1.50 hot dogs more like it.
Macron should threaten occupying the US Virgin Islands and tariffs on US goods because "A Little Something Extra" (box office winner in France 2024) didn't win and Oscar.
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Macron should threaten occupying the US Virgin Islands and tariffs on US goods because "A Little Something Extra" (box office winner in France 2024) didn't win and Oscar.
And no chairs were thrown?
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
And no chairs were thrown?
Only if Mike Pence can...
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Only if Mike Pence can...
He did go to an exclusive Bobby Ricky executive MBA weekend one time though.
If You Ain'T First, Your'E Last Rickybobby GIF
ALT: If You Ain'T First, Your'E Last Rickybobby GIF
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January 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He did go to an exclusive Bobby Ricky executive MBA weekend one time though.
And we all breathed a sigh of relief.
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
And we all breathed a sigh of relief.
Possibly the worst leader since Kng George, actually
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Possibly the worst leader since Kng George, actually
Oh, online, online? Yeah, no idea there. I figure they still want you send it in snail mail.
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Oh, online, online? Yeah, no idea there. I figure they still want you send it in snail mail.
Usually mail the old in with the forms and picture. They send the old one back punched through
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Usually mail the old in with the forms and picture. They send the old one back punched through
We need an Aldo Raines type solution for this.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
We need an Aldo Raines type solution for this.
I mean, we’ve always been told the 2nd Amendment is there for that purpose.
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I mean, we’ve always been told the 2nd Amendment is there for that purpose.
My take is that phrase is meant to jolt the MAGA crowd. Nobody has time for “they came for the xxx but I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t one of them” once we’re all truly fecked…
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My take is that phrase is meant to jolt the MAGA crowd. Nobody has time for “they came for the xxx but I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t one of them” once we’re all truly fecked…
It’s okay, the coaches had a team meeting later at the nearest Hooters.
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It’s okay, the coaches had a team meeting later at the nearest Hooters.
The only market where very few buy when everything is on sale!
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The only market where very few buy when everything is on sale!
Also, “Midwest Nice” is a thing but only goes so far.
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Also, “Midwest Nice” is a thing but only goes so far.
Imagine you invite someone to dinner during which he hops on the table and defecates. While he’s doing it and over your objections he states, “Well, you didn’t tell me I couldn’t do this, so…”
That’s what is happening right now via-a-vis the constitution.
That’s what is happening right now via-a-vis the constitution.
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Imagine you invite someone to dinner during which he hops on the table and defecates. While he’s doing it and over your objections he states, “Well, you didn’t tell me I couldn’t do this, so…”
That’s what is happening right now via-a-vis the constitution.
That’s what is happening right now via-a-vis the constitution.
Consumer psychology is real!
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Consumer psychology is real!
I mean, it’s right in the name!
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I mean, it’s right in the name!
No, but the second civil war? He’s halfway there at least.
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
No, but the second civil war? He’s halfway there at least.
Picking?
I think you may have misspelled “Making”
I think you may have misspelled “Making”
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Picking?
I think you may have misspelled “Making”
I think you may have misspelled “Making”