Absurd Bartholomew
@absurdbartholomew.com
toon in real life
| dating @axoelle.bsky.social <3
| 20 he/him
| autistic
| certified toontown online enjoyer
| pfp by pinkthecat.bsky.social and banner by misguidedlavender.bsky.social !!
| dating @axoelle.bsky.social <3
| 20 he/him
| autistic
| certified toontown online enjoyer
| pfp by pinkthecat.bsky.social and banner by misguidedlavender.bsky.social !!
lowered my TTR comms to $80 since I have $11 and my mom only has around $100 to last until next friday - I haven't gotten any income since I last posted about my commissions and I could really use some!!
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
lowered my TTR comms to $80 since I have $11 and my mom only has around $100 to last until next friday - I haven't gotten any income since I last posted about my commissions and I could really use some!!
reminder that I'm still offering 3D commissions cause like
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
reminder that I'm still offering 3D commissions cause like
silly bugs bunnynugget
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
silly bugs bunnynugget
bonus: larrydance made on the same day
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
bonus: larrydance made on the same day
i lost the original blend file forever ago, but I *DO* have the blend file to the plane with the exact lighting and camera setup because I sent it over to a friend who made the carl & shaggy gif
it'd be very easy to recreate with this, I even know exactly what I used for the dance (mixamo)
it'd be very easy to recreate with this, I even know exactly what I used for the dance (mixamo)
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i lost the original blend file forever ago, but I *DO* have the blend file to the plane with the exact lighting and camera setup because I sent it over to a friend who made the carl & shaggy gif
it'd be very easy to recreate with this, I even know exactly what I used for the dance (mixamo)
it'd be very easy to recreate with this, I even know exactly what I used for the dance (mixamo)
on 4/29/2018, I made spongedance
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
on 4/29/2018, I made spongedance
came across this one on reddit the other day
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
came across this one on reddit the other day
In SpongeBob SquarePants: Employee of the Month, the ticket SpongeBob receives reads "Admits 1 for fun and frolicking in the sun you overgrown ball hair. James tells corny ass jokes."
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In SpongeBob SquarePants: Employee of the Month, the ticket SpongeBob receives reads "Admits 1 for fun and frolicking in the sun you overgrown ball hair. James tells corny ass jokes."
still thinking about cat riggy marole. kitty marole
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
still thinking about cat riggy marole. kitty marole
and also: a quick dan because I really need to draw my rabbits more
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
and also: a quick dan because I really need to draw my rabbits more
everyone's favorite obsolete office assistant/reversi-playing psycho cat - at least my favorite anyways
commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
everyone's favorite obsolete office assistant/reversi-playing psycho cat - at least my favorite anyways
commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
commission art by Riko!! a perfect fit for this silly toon cat -w-
have lowered my TTR model prices from a base price of $120 to $100 for the rest of this month if anyone's interested!
sillybart-comms.carrd.co
sillybart-comms.carrd.co
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
have lowered my TTR model prices from a base price of $120 to $100 for the rest of this month if anyone's interested!
sillybart-comms.carrd.co
sillybart-comms.carrd.co
i hardly ever draw anyone other than silly bart anymore. have a mizzy
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i hardly ever draw anyone other than silly bart anymore. have a mizzy
i don't ever know how I want my own characters to look ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i don't ever know how I want my own characters to look ❤️
my favorite thing about roblox is how they stopped caring about the catalog at some point so i can just be a little flipling now
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
my favorite thing about roblox is how they stopped caring about the catalog at some point so i can just be a little flipling now
my full list of xbox 360 themes i own
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my full list of xbox 360 themes i own
I HAD NO CLUE THERE WAS AN ORIGINAL 😭 i've only seen this
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I HAD NO CLUE THERE WAS AN ORIGINAL 😭 i've only seen this
my favorite pastime is drawing characters i like in really fruity poses
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
my favorite pastime is drawing characters i like in really fruity poses
stopping right in the middle of sketching to practice airbrush shading for no reason
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
stopping right in the middle of sketching to practice airbrush shading for no reason
