Post like your crush is gonna see your account, anyways

Ma'am, I've been obsessed over you for like 6 years now. Can you not get married?

Just ate a dry bowl of cereal and then chugged half a gallon of milk
Remember kids cereal first, then milk

On Twitter I wanna be a liberal
Here I wanna be conservative
Damn

Got blocked by someone on my second comment on this app. God bless Elon for banning free speech, I'm obviously a threat to society.