Once and Future Catlady 🇵🇸
@abyssalcats.bsky.social
Personality depends on hyperfixation.
JOHN CENA?!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
JOHN CENA?!!
FUCK JANUARY GIVE ME BACK CATHERINE O’HARA YOU SON OF A BITCH
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
FUCK JANUARY GIVE ME BACK CATHERINE O’HARA YOU SON OF A BITCH
Today I got 🎶siiiideswiped🎶 on my way to the dentist
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Today I got 🎶siiiideswiped🎶 on my way to the dentist
First world problems it’s 77 degrees in my apartment and no airflow 😭
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
First world problems it’s 77 degrees in my apartment and no airflow 😭
I outboobed all my favorite hoodies 😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I outboobed all my favorite hoodies 😭😭
Needing to get milk and bread because you finally ran out, right before a storm, is a special kind of bs
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Needing to get milk and bread because you finally ran out, right before a storm, is a special kind of bs
Thaddeus becoming my favorite character in FO was not on my bingo card but here we are
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Thaddeus becoming my favorite character in FO was not on my bingo card but here we are
Reposted by Once and Future Catlady 🇵🇸
going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
I’m on the first episode of Pluribus and this is what I NEEDED in my life
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’m on the first episode of Pluribus and this is what I NEEDED in my life
I’m in A Mood so to make myself feel better, I submitted some customer feedback to a couple of trillion dollar companies, and it worked. I expect nothing but at least someone will know I think their product design is shit 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’m in A Mood so to make myself feel better, I submitted some customer feedback to a couple of trillion dollar companies, and it worked. I expect nothing but at least someone will know I think their product design is shit 🤣
I’m going to need restaurants to learn what a girl dinner actually is cuz a Caesar salad with a coke IS NOT IT
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m going to need restaurants to learn what a girl dinner actually is cuz a Caesar salad with a coke IS NOT IT
Aight, we can stop with the fireworks now
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Aight, we can stop with the fireworks now
The Gävle Goat has fallen!
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Gävle Goat has fallen!
Actively starving at the parent’s place 😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Actively starving at the parent’s place 😭😭😭
I regret starting The Mighty Nein 😭 I want every episode now now now!
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I regret starting The Mighty Nein 😭 I want every episode now now now!
Pumat!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pumat!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m watching Monk and look who showed up!
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m watching Monk and look who showed up!
Weary = tired
Wary = cautious
Weary ≠ Wary
Wary = cautious
Weary ≠ Wary
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Weary = tired
Wary = cautious
Weary ≠ Wary
Wary = cautious
Weary ≠ Wary
Officially have a Weather Bone. Woke up with my foot throbbing, got snow a few hours later
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Officially have a Weather Bone. Woke up with my foot throbbing, got snow a few hours later
I’m replaying the Uncharted series and it’s been so long, it’s almost like I never played it before
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m replaying the Uncharted series and it’s been so long, it’s almost like I never played it before
I think she likes her new couch
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think she likes her new couch
Had a jonesing for Uncharted and oof I didn’t forget how bad the angles were on the first game but I kinda did
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Had a jonesing for Uncharted and oof I didn’t forget how bad the angles were on the first game but I kinda did
DM: as you pass the pool you notice a faint golden glow.
FBT: I dip a finger in it
DM: let me just say, this can either go good, or really really bad for Todd.
Me: YOLO
FBT: I dip a finger in it
DM: let me just say, this can either go good, or really really bad for Todd.
Me: YOLO
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
DM: as you pass the pool you notice a faint golden glow.
FBT: I dip a finger in it
DM: let me just say, this can either go good, or really really bad for Todd.
Me: YOLO
FBT: I dip a finger in it
DM: let me just say, this can either go good, or really really bad for Todd.
Me: YOLO
I’m FREEEEEE (no more boot for light movements and short walks)
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m FREEEEEE (no more boot for light movements and short walks)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas