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Abe 🖋️

@acabraham.bsky.social

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Portland pizza boy & recreational overthinker 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/him, 30ish. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations

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Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 10h

Max, just message me on Grindr or whatever, this is getting silly

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 10h

Coach Max Steele, the person you’re randomly playing defense for despite knowing very little about Portland, politics, or how apps work.
Bluntly, you’re losing track of the conversation super fast, wanna continue in the morning when you’ve sobered up?

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t, I’m blocked! If you’d like to unblock me instead of getting into it on your burner account, I’ll find them.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 11h

Ooh baby stop flirting!
Max loves to claim the DSA is an antisemitic hate group, for one. That’s insane. I’m currently blocked or I’d see about finding ya some screenshots.
He also does not believe the election results from 2024 are legitimate, which is concerning.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 11h

Where can I vote for the Kotek that conservatives get? I want that Kotek

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 12h

Didn’t see your replies, love that you’re still this mad about it though! Very cute.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 14h

I’m at work :/

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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 18h

To be clear, DHS Sec. Kristi Noem will fly into PDX Airport, drive from PDX Airport to check into some swank hotel in our beautiful city with an amazing view, drive through our beautiful neighborhoods, eat at our restaurants, and then lie on national TV about our city, while seeing ALL of this! 👇🏾

A photo of downtown Portland from Mt. Tabor Park in SE, on a warm-fall sunny day with blue skies and clouds.

A view of the west hills from an office building in downtown Portland, Oregon on a warm-fall sunny day with blue skies and clouds, and large skyscrapers adjacent.

A view of SW Alder st. and SE Broadway in downtown Portland, Oregon during a beautiful yellow, orange and purple and blue sunset, facing the west hills. The streets are clean and clear.

A gorgeous sunny day with blue skies and light clouds driving to PDX International Airport, with beautiful trees, and the air traffic control tower in the distance.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 15h

Girl you coulda just said you’re a republican & saved everyone a lot of time.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!

A two panel comic depicting a crab. The first panel reads “that other crab is trying to escape the bucket…” the second reads “…I should go help her!”

A hand embroidered patch shaped like a pink balloon that says “Ekko Astral”

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

So making false 911 calls at a time when our emergency response system is overstrained (something Gonzalez really pressed on during his term) is okay by you?

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

You can love & care for Jews in your life and also sometimes use careless language that comes across as antisemitic. I’d hope that this provides on opportunity for reflection about why saying “you people” to a Jewish professor with no context is a bad look.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

If you don’t know his work, why were you making spurious accusations & calling him names? That’s really fucked up bully behavior.
Also, “Trump Derangement Syndrome”? While pretending to be a liberal? In 2025? The 2018 Daily Wire called, you’re hired.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

I assume you’re in favor of greater legal consequence for Rene Gonzalez’s false 911 calls & stealing $10k of taxpayer money to edit his Wikipedia page, right? Haven’t seen you going in on any of the replies of moderates despite their faction’s open lawbreaking.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 17h

Still not sure if you meant “people with doctorates in history & decades of studying the American conservative movement” or “Jews” but can’t say either is a great look.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 18h

Wait, I remember you! You’re the one who said “you people call everyone a fascist” in the replies of a history professor who doesn’t live in Portland & then refused to say what you meant by “you people”.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 18h

So you don’t care about politics or policy.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 18h

Politics is entirely centered around how nice people are to Talia online when she presents her conspiracy theories, I guess.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 18h

There are not 6 DSA members on city council, what the hell are you talking about?

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 18h

It’s wild how much this very sloppy article has lead to 4>7 being a core centrist belief.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 1d

Apologies & endless appreciation to the person from whom I borrowed a lighter outside the Jeff/PUP show and then had a multiminute conservation about Glee with, you will be a fantastic middle school teacher someday

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 1d

Hi Jesse!

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 1d

Hey why is Jesse Singal exempt from the ToS?
Chag semeach or whatever, just curious.

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 1d

No one informed the bi women & their heterosexual boyfriends so I may be too slutty here

Abe 🖋️ @acabraham.bsky.social · 1d

Wet floor by the staircase from the balcony at Pup tonight; my bad; dropped me beer