Someone at my kids' daycare had the audacity to give out fun dip the last two years. That's basically toddler cocaine

I don't know, another Lost Cause is pretty popular right now. Maybe this one will catch on too.

Played against him growing up and it was awful then too. He was like a foot shorter than everyone for years but still the best player on the floor. Infuriating to watch this tiny kid kick your ass.

I'm pretty sure Dwight Schrute wrote the first four tasks

Get Papi an account, unless you're worried he'll bait you into a fake high five over the internet