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Acestopheles
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No politics.
That shit is cringe.

Use any pronouns, I do not care
Aro-Ace.

Gara Main. Glassing people since 2022.

Brit 🇬🇧
There is both something incredibly satisfying and painful about a day of standing and walking. I don't know how it's both. Though not for long, as now that I am lying down getting up is agony lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pandemic 2: Electric Boogaflu
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Google Maps has become insufferable. I always leave reviews for places I like / dislike, make things helpful especially for anxiety riddled folk, but it's bloody infuriating. Automated systems just taking down reviews because it thinks I used a real name or broke a policy showing Personal Info
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A large bottle of shampoo just rolled into my ankle bone
youtu.be/O2osaVzLDd8?...
@boogie2988 Hates Being Alive
YouTube video by Tea Clips
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December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Old Peace was great, finally got to go Demon Mode, 10/10
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I dunno I think Omniman was right, we're cooked
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ARG completed! Rhino is the OG, but I can see why people chose Wisp lol
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consum...

Horrible company. No surprise to anyone ever.
My experience with a Sports Direct delivery of them sending me a clearly used product at full price.

This is scare tactics and a shakedown, plain as day. The disputes are fair. It's up to the business to recoup the
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www.telegraph.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People hate on Caleb Hammer, but I've cut down considerably on bullshit spending.
Tough love is kinda necessary, especially when so many have just given up on saving all together.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
3 for 2 on women's vitamin gummies, thought that was a good idea. Always need vitamins in the winter, especially more iron...

But... Nobody told me they were this disgusting.
I mean good, it means I can't overdo it but... Bruh.
I want to spew, it tastes like blood-berries... Vampire vitamins
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I can't believe the mod that accused someone's art work of being AI, is the same guy who crashed out on the Hayden Clay artist. Get rekt nerd lol
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am making some breaded chicken burgers and they smell amazing
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Does anyone actually like White Ultra Monster?
It tastes like sparkling dish soap.

I was incredibly disappointed when I clicked the vending machine labelled "Monster Zero" and got that.
Ultra orange at least. Come on
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The longer time goes on, the more we get influencers doing the equivalent of singing 'Imagine' during COVID

Hollow, empty, virtue signally bs from people who are so far disconnected from the average person that anything they say comes across as incredibly out of touch and inauthentic, I hate it
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Snarkers need to be studied
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Probably didn't help they removed most of the game, but that's just me lol
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The biggest lies growing up:
1. Respect Your Elders - I mean, no. Some of them are just untrustworthy assholes. Adults do not have everything figured out.

2. Unbiased Media - Selectively reporting facts is biased, I can't think of any newspaper that's truly unbiased.

3. Zero Tolerance on Bullying
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am impressed that Windows 11 is so broken, it can just suddenly stop playing music it has been successfully playing for hours. Like it's a basic music app. How are you borking it? Medic Player Classic or VLC Player all the way...
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mizkif reminds me of DSP a little bit. I think it's probably a lot to do with the massive unchecked ego lol
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I love Unit 522, but I'm sorry you lost me. It's wild when you get a story about a mean cop and they're immediately like. "Yeah probably a cult."

Like... What??? That's the first conclusion you jumped to? That's wild lol
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
TIL there is no magic bus advertisement fairy. It's a man with a van.

Illusion broken. My life will never be the same again. :(
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
important sign for my jungle swimming pool, you never know what might happen!
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I still have unresolved trauma, why am I doing this again?
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Also Mango Pepsi is definitely my secret to happiness, I have always been a pepsi person over coke. I just like the sweetness better, and mango pepsi! Perfecto!
October 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Tonight's work meal prep whilst I still recover from Satan's Syrup.
Mango Pepsi BBQ Chicken, Rice and veggie. Living the dream baby!
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM