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The Ace Tomato Company
@acetomatocompany.bsky.social
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A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit. Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · Jan 28
There is no race, national origin, religion, creed, sexual orientation, or gender identity with a monopoly on patriotism.

There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.

That latter group can fuck off.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 3h
They also wanted buses versus trains / streetcars.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 4h
Go Navy, indeed.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 4h
Understandably so.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 5h
Antifa drank all my beer and left my fridge open.
Antifa turned up my air conditioner and opened all me windows.
Antifa stuck gum on my windshield.
Antifa broke into my house, stole everything, and replaced it with exact duplicates.
Antifa wouldn't let me merge in traffic.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 6h
They probably arrested a parking meter or drinking fountain.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 6h
How my company decided to reorganize all of our SharePoint files.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 20h
Christ, I still taste the dust.
The exhaust lingering on the wind.
These memories never stop coming.
The drawing seconds counting toward the abyss.

I just wish it made sense.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Next, some baked political hack with a face like an ill-maintained '80s car dashboard will come out and blame it on Motrin intake, water consumption, and sock changing habits.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Same. I investigated their music (wanted to know what I was laughing at) and immediately regretted doing so.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
The alignment of the optic over his mouth is *chef's kiss.*
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Trying to figure out how to submit NOTAM for various airports. Such as:

- ALL TRAFFIC SHALL PREFACE TAXI REQUESTS WITH 'PLEASE'
- RAMP FEES PAID ONLY IN GOATS.
- IFR READBACKS SHALL BE PERFORMED AS OPERA.
- IS THIS THING ON?
- TAXIWAY BRAVO CLOSED DUE TO ATC PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
See also, pilots doing the cabin announcements on Guard and the aftermath.
Delta pilot transmits on guard - HILARIOUS AUDIO!
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Meowing on Guard is a whole thing with pilots. It's the aviation equivalent of drawing penises all over the inside of a Porta Potty.

Some people (not me, no sir,) find it hilarious in certain circumstances. Other people find it enraging to the point of committing murder most foul.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah. Yesterday it was just Palm Beach. Daytona followed today. I thought it was just up on NAS Status, but nope. They're actual NOTAM for KPBI and KDAB.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
If you ever wanted to fly through a Bravo while blasting Taylor Swift on Tower and meowing your ass off on Guard, now is the time.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
The dog left the room because the music is loud. Sorry pupper, Dad has to do Excel witchcraft.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Based on the NOTAM coming out of Daytona and Palm Beach, I think they're already going through some stuff.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Hello, fellow criminals. Would you like to do crime with me?
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 1d
Not to be out done, today Daytona Beach is also prohibiting tornado cannons and earthquake guns from their airport.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, Russian submarines are one of my jams.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 2d
Mine is straight nerd shit, art, military commentary, and airplanes. Oh, and also a healthy dose of existential dread. But nothing like what's described here, thankfully.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 2d
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Put this together and you have a newer boat supposedly built for shallow water operations that has to remain surfaced and may need a tow back to port.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 2d
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Underway bilge fires are no joke. Any number of heavier-than-air gases settle there, along with waste oil, water, and all manner of other garbage. Having fuel leak in there means high concentrations of flammable vapors with low flashover points.

That is kinda dangerous.
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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 2d
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If Russia built the 636.3 boats with Lead-Acid units, any kind of fuel leak would mean charging the batteries is pretty much not happening and they're likely very concerned about fire.
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