Is there any song more arrogantly named than 'The Christmas Song'? Is there a way we can forcibly get it renamed 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire'?

Sent my first 'probably won't talk to you again until January so have a good Christmas yeah' work email of the year today 🥹

Just said a really great 'thanks everyone' at the end of a teams call. I meant every word, and I feel like everyone on the call really 'got' how thankful I am to them individually AND as a team.

For what it's worth I think I'm REALLY good at Bluesky, and it's you who's bad at it

I'm determined to get good at this Bluesky thing, how am I doing? Interact with me or I'll go back on the Parking subreddit

Just been on LinkedIn because I was feeling bored. That's the wrong way round. Why am I so bored???

Me and Lucy are hosting a gig tomorrow night at The Grove, btw. I doubt anyone reading this will come to it but maybe I could start annoying people on Bluesky by posting too much about events I'm hosting.

I've just caught myself replying to threads about parking on Reddit. There's not enough interesting stuff happening in my life.

I keep seeing (old) people in comment sections telling people to 'bore off' when they presumably mean 'fuck off'. I'd never heard this phrase until recently so I assume it's from Mrs Brown's Boys or something. Anyway they usually say it in response to a pro Palestine or trans-friendly comment.

Okay, you talk now.

I've recently been watching three very different TV shows: Smiling Friends (very new), NewsRadio (very 90s) and The Prisoner (60s). I like all three. Have you seen any of them and do you have any opinions about them?

So what's 'new' with me? I finished a book last night called Where the Axe is Buried which was okay. It got better as it went on. Dystopian (then optimistic) sci fi about a world ruled by AI. I didn't like it at the start but did by the end. Lots of characters in different places to keep up with.

I haven't used this kind of social media in ages but my friend @timahall.bsky.social told me I had to so I'm going to try again. I don't think I have anything interesting to say though. But I'll try.

@brunepherine.bsky.social I know you!

Okay, I’m on the Bluesky, now what do I do?