I love getting a mix of shock, confusion, and approval when I say my favorite artist is Tom of Finland.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love getting a mix of shock, confusion, and approval when I say my favorite artist is Tom of Finland.
Remember: Adelita Grijalva has still not been sworn in. The Speaker of the House is straight up ignoring the will of the people and the democratic process.
Yet, somehow it was Democrats we were supposed to worry about when it came to election fraud.
Yet, somehow it was Democrats we were supposed to worry about when it came to election fraud.
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Remember: Adelita Grijalva has still not been sworn in. The Speaker of the House is straight up ignoring the will of the people and the democratic process.
Yet, somehow it was Democrats we were supposed to worry about when it came to election fraud.
Yet, somehow it was Democrats we were supposed to worry about when it came to election fraud.
#HasanPiker Shocks his dog to keep her confined on a small platform so she stays in view for his stream. He mistreats his dog. Pass it on. Caught on stream you little fucker.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
#HasanPiker Shocks his dog to keep her confined on a small platform so she stays in view for his stream. He mistreats his dog. Pass it on. Caught on stream you little fucker.
I'd rather have Zaphod Beeblebrox for president
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'd rather have Zaphod Beeblebrox for president
Truths of the Bible: Abraham was a schizophrenic man who had a delusion telling him to kill his son and then he mutilated his genitals. Moses accidentally smoked DMT and tripped. Jesus's mom had sex before she was married and claimed to be a virgin because society was incredibly sexist back then.
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Truths of the Bible: Abraham was a schizophrenic man who had a delusion telling him to kill his son and then he mutilated his genitals. Moses accidentally smoked DMT and tripped. Jesus's mom had sex before she was married and claimed to be a virgin because society was incredibly sexist back then.
Just putting it out there: Nathan Fielder should get the 2026 Mark Twain Prize.
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just putting it out there: Nathan Fielder should get the 2026 Mark Twain Prize.
Nickelback ripped off Minnie Riperton and you can't convince me otherwise.
August 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nickelback ripped off Minnie Riperton and you can't convince me otherwise.
Yes to American Football, but not the sport.
Screenshot and post yours.
Screenshot and post yours.
July 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yes to American Football, but not the sport.
Screenshot and post yours.
Screenshot and post yours.
@davidpakman.bsky.social @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social The Big Beautiful Bill requires people to work 80 hours a month to get Medicaid and Snap benefits. How do people do that if they can't get a job? The job market is terrible right now. Budget cuts have caused hiring freezes in many places.
July 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@davidpakman.bsky.social @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social The Big Beautiful Bill requires people to work 80 hours a month to get Medicaid and Snap benefits. How do people do that if they can't get a job? The job market is terrible right now. Budget cuts have caused hiring freezes in many places.
Gimme a "heck absolutely" if you're down with Red Hot Steve Dallas. Huh?! I said gimme a "heck absolutely" if you are down with Red Hot Steve Dallas. Heck Absolutely, I'm the Texas Cobra kicking Vince McMahon's hiney and that's the lowest point because Red Hot enunciated it!
July 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gimme a "heck absolutely" if you're down with Red Hot Steve Dallas. Huh?! I said gimme a "heck absolutely" if you are down with Red Hot Steve Dallas. Heck Absolutely, I'm the Texas Cobra kicking Vince McMahon's hiney and that's the lowest point because Red Hot enunciated it!
American Football is like if you made a Christian rock band but didn't make music about God. Turns out, it's the god stuff that makes those bands bad.
June 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
American Football is like if you made a Christian rock band but didn't make music about God. Turns out, it's the god stuff that makes those bands bad.
I don't really care about Romeo and Juliet but honestly Mercutio didn't deserve to die like that.
June 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don't really care about Romeo and Juliet but honestly Mercutio didn't deserve to die like that.
It's time for California to secede from the US, whether that be becoming its own country or becoming part of Mexico again. California has one of the largest economics and so much history and this is how Trump treats us? By deploying the Marines?
June 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's time for California to secede from the US, whether that be becoming its own country or becoming part of Mexico again. California has one of the largest economics and so much history and this is how Trump treats us? By deploying the Marines?
Damn Gavin Newsom is trying to make a fast track to ending his career.
June 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Damn Gavin Newsom is trying to make a fast track to ending his career.
If you are supposed to pair donuts with coffee, why do donut shops always have the worst coffee?
May 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If you are supposed to pair donuts with coffee, why do donut shops always have the worst coffee?
Every so often I'll remember that Larry David did a cameo on Hannah Montana. If he can pull that off, then I can do anything.
May 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Every so often I'll remember that Larry David did a cameo on Hannah Montana. If he can pull that off, then I can do anything.
Did anyone else watch the Michael Jackson Thriller Anniversary DVD in early 2000's as a kid and get super uncomfortable when he was in a quiet alley, jumped on a car, and grabbed his crotch for no reason? No music was playing or anything, he just did that. What a fucking weirdo.
April 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Did anyone else watch the Michael Jackson Thriller Anniversary DVD in early 2000's as a kid and get super uncomfortable when he was in a quiet alley, jumped on a car, and grabbed his crotch for no reason? No music was playing or anything, he just did that. What a fucking weirdo.
@davidpakman.bsky.social @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social How come "journalists" and Trump don't get hit with slander for still making the claim that Obama wasn't born in the US?
April 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@davidpakman.bsky.social @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social How come "journalists" and Trump don't get hit with slander for still making the claim that Obama wasn't born in the US?
@davidpakman.bsky.social David, sir, are you a fan of Dream Theater? You've mixed the name Dave Portnoy with Mike Portnoy a few times. I don't blame you, Mike Portnoy's drumming is much more interesting than the Barstool Sports guy with poor taste of pizza.
April 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@davidpakman.bsky.social David, sir, are you a fan of Dream Theater? You've mixed the name Dave Portnoy with Mike Portnoy a few times. I don't blame you, Mike Portnoy's drumming is much more interesting than the Barstool Sports guy with poor taste of pizza.
@thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social Remember the "concept of a [healthcare] plan" Trump supposedly had? It's ok if you don't, I almost forgot too with everything else. That must have been his plan all along. Distract from the fact that he didn't ever have a plan. No one is asking about it anymore.
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social Remember the "concept of a [healthcare] plan" Trump supposedly had? It's ok if you don't, I almost forgot too with everything else. That must have been his plan all along. Distract from the fact that he didn't ever have a plan. No one is asking about it anymore.
JK Rowling is imaginative, sure. But her writing is terrible and her books have no reason to be read anymore. She's also a shitty person. Read Samantha Shannon instead. She's a better writer and a better person.
April 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JK Rowling is imaginative, sure. But her writing is terrible and her books have no reason to be read anymore. She's also a shitty person. Read Samantha Shannon instead. She's a better writer and a better person.
@davidpakman.bsky.social I just can't with RFK. My nephew is autistic. He was also premature, induced birth because he had a hole in his heart that wouldn't fuse. The fact that autism is the only lasting condition he has was a relief for my family because we know he will thrive, as many children do.
April 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@davidpakman.bsky.social I just can't with RFK. My nephew is autistic. He was also premature, induced birth because he had a hole in his heart that wouldn't fuse. The fact that autism is the only lasting condition he has was a relief for my family because we know he will thrive, as many children do.
@davidpakman.bsky.social David, from the bottom of my heart have a Happy Passover and wonderful seder. I'm looking forward to some charoset. Dayenu!
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@davidpakman.bsky.social David, from the bottom of my heart have a Happy Passover and wonderful seder. I'm looking forward to some charoset. Dayenu!
Lion King (2019) was not live action. Can we all agree on that now? It was fully animated.
April 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Lion King (2019) was not live action. Can we all agree on that now? It was fully animated.