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Em Ployed
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First rule of Fight Club: Be gay, do crime
A good fascist is an expired one :D
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Don't take what I say here as an invitation to an argument, if I'm right and you're wrong you can talk to the walls for all I care.
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The LinkedIn app stares at me and I stare back at it like it’s a man made horror (it is one)
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Don't take what I say here as an invitation to an argument, if I'm right and you're wrong you can talk to the walls for all I care.
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TikTok being banned in the US but also "teasing" that one of the people that led to said ban in the first place saving it, Israel breaking the ceasefire deal not even 30 mins into it, people celebrating the loss of income for average content creators, wtf is this plot getting at?
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah, did it once and came out gay, thx so much fiction
I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
We really can't have nice things now can we?
Spotify introduces an AI podcast to give users a deeper dive into their 2024 Spotify Wrapped music trends.
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Told @cuntactics.sedici.me my labels and she stopped replying 😞😭😭
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
And if anything that's a great improvised weapon... Mmm ✍️✍️
just woke up but

i highly recommend carrying around a random object like in your bag or something when going out bc i personally have a ton of rocks and a doorknob and not only is it stress relieving to rub them, it will make an awkward silence disappear bc now theyre wondering why you have that
November 21, 2024 at 7:27 PM
My god, I thought bluesky was woke. Wtf is AI bullshit doing on my tl????
November 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Sup lil fuckers
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 PM