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The One They Call Geoff
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Whatever you expect of me here, expect to be disappointed.

Dad, band teacher, sports nut, all-around OK guy
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Which of the three WIAC teams can make it to the next round. #D3FB
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let’s go UW-Whitewater! I remember playing pep band at Perkins Stadium for a few playoff games in this kind of weather.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As a midwesterner, thank you for listing kickoffs in Central Time. We’ve been dealing with “all times Eastern” forever- let those uppity East Coasters do the math for a change.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No, you’re wrong. It’s definitely me. At least when my team is playing, my decisions directly determine the outcome of every pitch, at-bat and game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I saw stories of people (generally in lower-income neighborhoods) offering both candy and non-perishable food items during trick-or-treat in anticipation of SNAP getting de-funded.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Cries in Cheesehead*
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wisconsin Band teacher here: most of my colleagues use Every Good Boy Does Fine, so that’s usually what I reinforce. I prefer Elephants Got Big Dirty Feet.

I also encourage kids to come up with their own. I personally like Empty Garbage Before Dad Flips and Even George Bush Deserves Friends.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That little American flag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
September 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Between this guy and the Ohio State i-dotter who is the first offspring of two former i-dotters to do it, tubas are having a newsworthy moment this week.
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Continued on Next Page.”
September 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@sickoscommittee.org I think we need a ruling on this one.
August 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Women are inferior. It’s just science.”

What a dick.
June 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM