Chris D.
@aclockworkownage.bsky.social
Elden Lord emeritus. Sleep deprived. Let's be friends! KFBF
Willow Grace completely obscuring her sister Ember at the boarding facility photoshoot
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Willow Grace completely obscuring her sister Ember at the boarding facility photoshoot
Yo, San Juan is absolutely gorgeous
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yo, San Juan is absolutely gorgeous
Me at the dog park this morning to another dog owner when a male dog was trying to hump my puppy:
If you don't get your dog under control, there's about to be a buy one, get one sale on these hands"
My fiance: can't stop laughing and has to leave the area.
Ruined my threat
If you don't get your dog under control, there's about to be a buy one, get one sale on these hands"
My fiance: can't stop laughing and has to leave the area.
Ruined my threat
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me at the dog park this morning to another dog owner when a male dog was trying to hump my puppy:
If you don't get your dog under control, there's about to be a buy one, get one sale on these hands"
My fiance: can't stop laughing and has to leave the area.
Ruined my threat
If you don't get your dog under control, there's about to be a buy one, get one sale on these hands"
My fiance: can't stop laughing and has to leave the area.
Ruined my threat
Packing for vacation because I'm an extra bitch
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Packing for vacation because I'm an extra bitch
America desperately needs more towns named like JRPG villages. Why go to Leesburg when you can visit Frostguard? Who wants Atlanta if the alternative is Dirkrun?
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
America desperately needs more towns named like JRPG villages. Why go to Leesburg when you can visit Frostguard? Who wants Atlanta if the alternative is Dirkrun?
I don't know what witch i pissed off, but in the same week I had to help my fiance pay a $1100 auto repair bill, I broke a tooth and it's going to cost $1000 to repair, my wifi router died, my jacuzzi broke, and I had an emergency vet bill. Give it a rest, universe! I've had enough!
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I don't know what witch i pissed off, but in the same week I had to help my fiance pay a $1100 auto repair bill, I broke a tooth and it's going to cost $1000 to repair, my wifi router died, my jacuzzi broke, and I had an emergency vet bill. Give it a rest, universe! I've had enough!
Oh no, I just discovered the Johnston and Murphy outlet store and I think my bank account won't ever recover
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh no, I just discovered the Johnston and Murphy outlet store and I think my bank account won't ever recover
I'm super thankful for these goofs
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm super thankful for these goofs
To all my friends outside the US, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday! I used to go to "Friendsgiving" celebrations when I moved away from home and we'd drink bourbon and watch cartoons all day. Now I get to be with family and drink mimosas and talk about the good old days. I hope you are well!
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
To all my friends outside the US, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday! I used to go to "Friendsgiving" celebrations when I moved away from home and we'd drink bourbon and watch cartoons all day. Now I get to be with family and drink mimosas and talk about the good old days. I hope you are well!
My dogs really get me up every day at 5 am and have me putting in these distances every week
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My dogs really get me up every day at 5 am and have me putting in these distances every week
My fiance sees me arranging our shells in a color gradient, pats me on the shoulder and says "are you really shocked when you found out you were autistic?" Touche
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My fiance sees me arranging our shells in a color gradient, pats me on the shoulder and says "are you really shocked when you found out you were autistic?" Touche
Greetings from the hungry faces
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Greetings from the hungry faces
I wish I could text my dogs
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wish I could text my dogs
The look my dog just gave me, lol! She's sitting next to me while I eat dinner, begging. Unfortunately for her, I'm eating spinach and fresh berries. I offered her one and she looked like I slapped her in the face
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The look my dog just gave me, lol! She's sitting next to me while I eat dinner, begging. Unfortunately for her, I'm eating spinach and fresh berries. I offered her one and she looked like I slapped her in the face
Sometimes when watching the UK Triators I catch myself thinking "pronounce your goddamn consonants!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes when watching the UK Triators I catch myself thinking "pronounce your goddamn consonants!"
My majestic doggo at the park today
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My majestic doggo at the park today
Okay, I've been too silent lately. My contribution of 10 random things that I like:
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
🎵 Listening to Metalcore
🥁 Playing Drums
❄️ Snowy weather/Rainy days
🌸 Anime
🐴 Horses
🛹 Skateboarding
🧟♂️ Horror movies/Games
🍕 Pizza
🎨 Tattoos
☕️ Coffee
🎵 Listening to Metalcore
🥁 Playing Drums
❄️ Snowy weather/Rainy days
🌸 Anime
🐴 Horses
🛹 Skateboarding
🧟♂️ Horror movies/Games
🍕 Pizza
🎨 Tattoos
☕️ Coffee
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
☕️ Home-brewed pour over
🍥 Tonkotsu Ramen
🍂 Crunchy autumn leaves
🎵 Collecting vinyl albums
🌳 Long walks at the park
👹 Tattoos
⚔️ Fantasy books/movies/games
⛳️ Miniature Golf
🦈 Sharks
❄️ Winter days where everything is crystallized in ice
☕️ Home-brewed pour over
🍥 Tonkotsu Ramen
🍂 Crunchy autumn leaves
🎵 Collecting vinyl albums
🌳 Long walks at the park
👹 Tattoos
⚔️ Fantasy books/movies/games
⛳️ Miniature Golf
🦈 Sharks
❄️ Winter days where everything is crystallized in ice
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Okay, I've been too silent lately. My contribution of 10 random things that I like:
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
🥨 Big soft pretzels and mustard
🦮🐕🦺 Walking my two dogs
🏖 Going to the beach every weekend
👔 Wearing a nice suit
🎵 90s punk
🎫 travel
🖼 art galleries
🪴 houseplants
🐦⬛ corvids
🧀 cheese, baby!
I am so happy to see my exes doing well. I love to see happiness 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am so happy to see my exes doing well. I love to see happiness 🥰
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You guys my fiance took the sweetest photo
Good morning from my girls
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning from my girls
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guys, meet Willow, my new chocolate lab rescue!
I made a new friend!
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I made a new friend!
I caught a Mudkip and really wanted to name it Mudyard Kipling, but the damn character limit ruined my fun
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I caught a Mudkip and really wanted to name it Mudyard Kipling, but the damn character limit ruined my fun