ACME 10X Quiche-Eater
@acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social
C by day, LISP by night.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
Tired of trying to source interesting content and instead coming up with longform essays about who I should hate this week.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tired of trying to source interesting content and instead coming up with longform essays about who I should hate this week.
Look guys I'm pasty caucasian white and I kept my privilege just fine without all this ICE bullshit.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Look guys I'm pasty caucasian white and I kept my privilege just fine without all this ICE bullshit.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
In an effort to replace C++, Rust has adopted all the malignant features that C++ knew better than to adopt.
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In an effort to replace C++, Rust has adopted all the malignant features that C++ knew better than to adopt.
How long has GNOME desktop had a donation popup???
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How long has GNOME desktop had a donation popup???
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
Vogue tried to make boyfriends cringe and every other female journo in existence was like
"no, no it's not"
get ratioed vogue
"no, no it's not"
get ratioed vogue
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Vogue tried to make boyfriends cringe and every other female journo in existence was like
"no, no it's not"
get ratioed vogue
"no, no it's not"
get ratioed vogue
GF complained she was hungry like an hour into her shift so I got her mcdonalds when she got out.
Turns out she went the entire 9 hours without eating bc it was the day before payday.
My GF sense continues to be on point.
Turns out she went the entire 9 hours without eating bc it was the day before payday.
My GF sense continues to be on point.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
GF complained she was hungry like an hour into her shift so I got her mcdonalds when she got out.
Turns out she went the entire 9 hours without eating bc it was the day before payday.
My GF sense continues to be on point.
Turns out she went the entire 9 hours without eating bc it was the day before payday.
My GF sense continues to be on point.
Universal unaffordability is not the same as the middle class dying.
There's middle class jobs paying middle class salaries everywhere.
It's just that you have the same purchasing power as an 18yo mcdonalds worker.
There's middle class jobs paying middle class salaries everywhere.
It's just that you have the same purchasing power as an 18yo mcdonalds worker.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Universal unaffordability is not the same as the middle class dying.
There's middle class jobs paying middle class salaries everywhere.
It's just that you have the same purchasing power as an 18yo mcdonalds worker.
There's middle class jobs paying middle class salaries everywhere.
It's just that you have the same purchasing power as an 18yo mcdonalds worker.
Why are we rewriting SQLite in rust?
No seriously.
SQLite does not currently have memory safety bugs.
What actual benefit does a port give us right now?
No seriously.
SQLite does not currently have memory safety bugs.
What actual benefit does a port give us right now?
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why are we rewriting SQLite in rust?
No seriously.
SQLite does not currently have memory safety bugs.
What actual benefit does a port give us right now?
No seriously.
SQLite does not currently have memory safety bugs.
What actual benefit does a port give us right now?
We don't want the epstein notes.
We don't want the epstein emails.
We don't want the epstein birthday cards.
We 👏 want 👏 the 👏 epstein 👏 files 👏.
We don't want the epstein emails.
We don't want the epstein birthday cards.
We 👏 want 👏 the 👏 epstein 👏 files 👏.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We don't want the epstein notes.
We don't want the epstein emails.
We don't want the epstein birthday cards.
We 👏 want 👏 the 👏 epstein 👏 files 👏.
We don't want the epstein emails.
We don't want the epstein birthday cards.
We 👏 want 👏 the 👏 epstein 👏 files 👏.
All these data centers aren't for AI.
The long game is to kill edge compute.
Within the decade, you won't be able to run any software without having to phone into an AWS box.
The long game is to kill edge compute.
Within the decade, you won't be able to run any software without having to phone into an AWS box.
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
All these data centers aren't for AI.
The long game is to kill edge compute.
Within the decade, you won't be able to run any software without having to phone into an AWS box.
The long game is to kill edge compute.
Within the decade, you won't be able to run any software without having to phone into an AWS box.
So AI literally just bought all the RAM.
No like, ALL of it.
Not just all the RAM today.
They bought all the RAM for like the next FIVE YEARS.
Yeah.
There's a bubble.
No like, ALL of it.
Not just all the RAM today.
They bought all the RAM for like the next FIVE YEARS.
Yeah.
There's a bubble.
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So AI literally just bought all the RAM.
No like, ALL of it.
Not just all the RAM today.
They bought all the RAM for like the next FIVE YEARS.
Yeah.
There's a bubble.
No like, ALL of it.
Not just all the RAM today.
They bought all the RAM for like the next FIVE YEARS.
Yeah.
There's a bubble.
Huang's JRE interview was so weird.
He failed the vibe check harder than Ariana Grande.
It was giving Marshall Applewhite.
He failed the vibe check harder than Ariana Grande.
It was giving Marshall Applewhite.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Huang's JRE interview was so weird.
He failed the vibe check harder than Ariana Grande.
It was giving Marshall Applewhite.
He failed the vibe check harder than Ariana Grande.
It was giving Marshall Applewhite.
We need to bring back Hatchet Granny but to smash people's phones when they open Draft Kings.
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We need to bring back Hatchet Granny but to smash people's phones when they open Draft Kings.
The insects are all dying.
Our grandchildren will not know what a bug is.
Our grandchildren will not know what a bug is.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The insects are all dying.
Our grandchildren will not know what a bug is.
Our grandchildren will not know what a bug is.
"I didn't know what to do so I prayed and Jesus spoke through me-"
My sister in christ....
that was not jesus
that was you
having a single human thought
some of these evangelicals out here man
i tell ya what
My sister in christ....
that was not jesus
that was you
having a single human thought
some of these evangelicals out here man
i tell ya what
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"I didn't know what to do so I prayed and Jesus spoke through me-"
My sister in christ....
that was not jesus
that was you
having a single human thought
some of these evangelicals out here man
i tell ya what
My sister in christ....
that was not jesus
that was you
having a single human thought
some of these evangelicals out here man
i tell ya what
The fact that "repeal the 19th" is coming out of anybody's mouth right now is horrendous.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The fact that "repeal the 19th" is coming out of anybody's mouth right now is horrendous.
We're on the cusp of an oil crunch.
Venezuela has 17% of the world's oil.
Looks like Venezuela needs some democracy.
God moves in mysterious ways sometimes.
🇺🇸
Venezuela has 17% of the world's oil.
Looks like Venezuela needs some democracy.
God moves in mysterious ways sometimes.
🇺🇸
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We're on the cusp of an oil crunch.
Venezuela has 17% of the world's oil.
Looks like Venezuela needs some democracy.
God moves in mysterious ways sometimes.
🇺🇸
Venezuela has 17% of the world's oil.
Looks like Venezuela needs some democracy.
God moves in mysterious ways sometimes.
🇺🇸
Yesterday my girlfriend told me the way I merged onto the highway was attractive.
The masc/femme energy levels with us are off the charts.
The masc/femme energy levels with us are off the charts.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yesterday my girlfriend told me the way I merged onto the highway was attractive.
The masc/femme energy levels with us are off the charts.
The masc/femme energy levels with us are off the charts.
I'll see your "Fry's Dog"
and raise you "Quagmire's Real Estate Agent"
and raise you "Quagmire's Real Estate Agent"
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'll see your "Fry's Dog"
and raise you "Quagmire's Real Estate Agent"
and raise you "Quagmire's Real Estate Agent"
Actually yes, lets make false accusation a huge criminal crime with life sentences just like r*pe.
And then we'll only hand out two-week sentences max.
And the judges will all say "she's a young lady with her whole life ahead of her."
And half the time the male accuser will be sued for slander.
And then we'll only hand out two-week sentences max.
And the judges will all say "she's a young lady with her whole life ahead of her."
And half the time the male accuser will be sued for slander.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Actually yes, lets make false accusation a huge criminal crime with life sentences just like r*pe.
And then we'll only hand out two-week sentences max.
And the judges will all say "she's a young lady with her whole life ahead of her."
And half the time the male accuser will be sued for slander.
And then we'll only hand out two-week sentences max.
And the judges will all say "she's a young lady with her whole life ahead of her."
And half the time the male accuser will be sued for slander.
Apparently Dick Cheney's last words were
"Venezuela has weapons of mass destruction."
"Venezuela has weapons of mass destruction."
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Apparently Dick Cheney's last words were
"Venezuela has weapons of mass destruction."
"Venezuela has weapons of mass destruction."
Today my girlfriend told me
"I love whatever's wrong with you."
(I told her I knew how to do a metal scream.)
"I love whatever's wrong with you."
(I told her I knew how to do a metal scream.)
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today my girlfriend told me
"I love whatever's wrong with you."
(I told her I knew how to do a metal scream.)
"I love whatever's wrong with you."
(I told her I knew how to do a metal scream.)
Microsoft should release a product.
Please and thanks.
Please and thanks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Microsoft should release a product.
Please and thanks.
Please and thanks.
The Internet is fake.
Computers can program themselves.
AI owns the water.
Learn how to do something with your hands.
Computers can program themselves.
AI owns the water.
Learn how to do something with your hands.
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Internet is fake.
Computers can program themselves.
AI owns the water.
Learn how to do something with your hands.
Computers can program themselves.
AI owns the water.
Learn how to do something with your hands.
'member how we were THIS close to repealing the 2nd amendment?
Now there's ICE.
Now you understand what we were talking about.
Now there's ICE.
Now you understand what we were talking about.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
'member how we were THIS close to repealing the 2nd amendment?
Now there's ICE.
Now you understand what we were talking about.
Now there's ICE.
Now you understand what we were talking about.