For whatever reason, I can hear little goblin laughter when I read this

It's totally normal to buy a bed, even better if you can feel nice and safe behind its bars

Vibranium cage, vibranium lock, totally normal, very breakable key

That's just plain hot. And besides, now you have no choice but to watch your timers go up

Because I am a fool.
bsky.app/profile/nsfw...

There's an animation of that already I think. It's done in a ff14 style with all the checks as it does things to the victim within until wrapping them up and spitting them out again

Such an amazing thing to see! Now the REAL fun starts