Acres Of Space
@acresofspace.co.uk
I'm a person, not a large area of nothing. My name is Simon.
I suppose that's the thing about final races.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I suppose that's the thing about final races.
It's OK everyone. The aliens are coming.
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's OK everyone. The aliens are coming.
Too many numbers in this score, sorry.
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Too many numbers in this score, sorry.
BBC headline after 3 games ...
BBC headline after 6 games
BBC headline after 6 games
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
BBC headline after 3 games ...
BBC headline after 6 games
BBC headline after 6 games
Petition to get the TV companies to go back to interviewing opposition players wearing their normal clothes after the game with questions like "when was the last time you made a mistake as bad as that?".
September 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Petition to get the TV companies to go back to interviewing opposition players wearing their normal clothes after the game with questions like "when was the last time you made a mistake as bad as that?".
Arsenal's injury crisis is getting ridiculous now.
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Arsenal's injury crisis is getting ridiculous now.
When @damonth.bsky.social has been.
September 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
When @damonth.bsky.social has been.
The most dangerous leader the US has ever had is visiting the UK.
BBC: What hat is his wife wearing?
BBC: What hat is his wife wearing?
September 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The most dangerous leader the US has ever had is visiting the UK.
BBC: What hat is his wife wearing?
BBC: What hat is his wife wearing?
British Airways no longer believe that March has 31 days.
September 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
British Airways no longer believe that March has 31 days.
So much to like about watching old episodes of The Big Match. Chelsea at home is a particular favourite. Invacars next to the pitch, empty stands and this superb advert behind the goal.
September 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
So much to like about watching old episodes of The Big Match. Chelsea at home is a particular favourite. Invacars next to the pitch, empty stands and this superb advert behind the goal.
A weekend of 3 different fish dishes I cooked. I'm feeling all virtuous and healthy now. Or I would if I hadn't got extremely drunk after last night's one. 😳
September 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A weekend of 3 different fish dishes I cooked. I'm feeling all virtuous and healthy now. Or I would if I hadn't got extremely drunk after last night's one. 😳
Went cycling today. May have gone further than we planned. 😱
August 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Went cycling today. May have gone further than we planned. 😱
I've gone up north by mistake.
August 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've gone up north by mistake.
My dad sent a letter to the club in 1964 complaining about the team. They wrote back to him...
August 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My dad sent a letter to the club in 1964 complaining about the team. They wrote back to him...
1 adult: 27p
2 bags: £39
Insane.
2 bags: £39
Insane.
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
1 adult: 27p
2 bags: £39
Insane.
2 bags: £39
Insane.
This, by the way, is how the area around a football stadium should look.
August 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This, by the way, is how the area around a football stadium should look.
Radio 4's Tweet Of The Day today was the Crested Tit. 🤔
June 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Radio 4's Tweet Of The Day today was the Crested Tit. 🤔
I think I expected God to have hair for some reason.
June 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I think I expected God to have hair for some reason.