(I also don't *really* know why I got stuck on the 'haunted' thing, except I think it could REALLY play with the right crowd...)

...wht if you tell them you're one of those haunted victorian dolls? Or, like, a haunted.... cabbage patch doll? American girl doll? Idk what kind of dolls were popular in the decade you're from

Snot Baddams

Los Angeles, CA -

Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.

it would sort of makes sense that Pepe Le Pew isn't actually from France but is just some pick-up artist guy from Toronto who's pretending to be French

"Oh, that won't be an issue," they say when I bring up jewish holidays during negotiation, to which I reply, "great! Then it won't be an issue to include it in the contract :)"

After that happened to me once, I now insist that being off for all jewish holidays (anything yom tov) is a basic term of my employment, enshrined in any employment contract I sign.

Huge if true

Addams and his first wife Barbara, the model for Morticia!