Actmeister
actmeister.bsky.social
Actmeister
@actmeister.bsky.social
For those who don't know me, I am an actor, primarily stage, a theater lighting designer, and technical director for Los Angeles theater company. I am also a pundit. That is to say, I post a lot of puns. Fair warning!
I used to think Plantar Fasciitis was Latin for Nazi Farmer. I don't think that anymore.
May 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Let's give DOGE less respect and start pronouncing the name, 'DOGGIE'.
April 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
O, ANTIQUE ORANGE DOLT!
THEE AND THY CABINET OF RODENTS DOTH SHAME THE NATION!!
(It's world theater day. Seemed an appropriate way to celebrate.)
March 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Hitler's thousand-year Reich lasted just 12 years. In the end he had to blow his brains out to avoid Mussolini's fate. And this is the guy the neonazis think is a hero worth following?
March 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Russian advances in the Kursk region are a direct result of the Trump administration cutting off American intelligence to the Ukrainians. A total betrayal of our ally!
March 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dump is clearly Putin's Boytoy. And Putin himself is weak. His military is corrupt, has incompetent leadership, and is losing men by the thousands in Ukraine. And yet we're being turned into Russia's bitch. What will it take for the GOP to figure it out?
March 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NO SPENDING TODAY! NO AMAZON OR TESLA EVER!!
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Things happen when you get a round to it. Not so much, when you get a square to it.
February 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It will be interesting to see how long it takes all the Trump-ettes and Musk-O-Vites to figure out they're as screwed as the rest of us non-billionaires.
☠️
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Maybe Dump doesn't want to go to the crash site, because he's afraid to get in a Coast Guard boat, now that he's fired their Admiral for being honest and loyal to the Constitution.
January 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Up and at 'em at the crack of Dusk!!
January 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I used to think Bon Mots were bon bons with Mots applesauce inside.

I don't think that anymore.
January 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The word 'Wackadoodle' is being used a lot lately. I just found out that it's not a cookie.
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I used to think it was spelled
"Slowly Butt Shirley."
I don't think that anymore
January 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
dump-in-Hood
Robbing the poor to give to the rich
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If Dump annexes Greenland and Canada, those people are going to be very pissed. You can count on their voting for democrats for at least the next 100 years. That would probably keep Republicans out of power for that length of time. That man just never thinks things through!
January 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just noticed. Everything I'm wearing is either black or gray.
I am a symphony of colorless!
January 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For those who don't know me, I am an actor, primarily stage, a theater lighting designer, and technical director for Los Angeles theater company. I am also a pundit. That is to say, I post a lot of puns. Fair warning!
January 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM