Colin Carroll
actonblue.bsky.social
Colin Carroll
@actonblue.bsky.social
He'll be checking tickets at the turnstiles.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Captain Bellend is his formal title.
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
As my mum used to say:
'He's not the full shilling'
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
If only his name had appeared in the Epstein files, he'd have never been arrested.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
'I was the water carrier for the St Paul's 3rd XI football squad.
This I believe makes me the prime candidate for the Head Coach at Newton Heath'.

Yours

Gideon Osborne.
Aged 44 and3/4s.
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
They were sick of his cooking.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Lukewarm got banged up again, two days after leaving Slade, for stealing a woman's handbag.
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
You'll be glad to hear that it only took 32 takes to get it right:
youtu.be/x5_RZyiuFLE?...
Cilla Black-Alphie.avi
YouTube video by MrGardnerWestbound
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Are the monkeys still fleeing the place?
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
They should start with the ones who have done a bit of porridge.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Liberace would have thought it was tasteless.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Up the Aston!
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Keith and Mick?
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Only just seen this as I have been too busy using my bus pass.😜
July 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Oh no it's the 'special relationship' nonsense.
If you think we have one, the only that's special is you.
April 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's like a Turner painting.
February 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My furry merkins.
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Why is it a foolish question to ask oh wise one?
January 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It didn't do her any good did it?
January 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Old Bill got the van.
Thanks for answering my question.
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM