Colin Carroll
@actonblue.bsky.social
He'll be checking tickets at the turnstiles.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
He'll be checking tickets at the turnstiles.
Captain Bellend is his formal title.
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Captain Bellend is his formal title.
As my mum used to say:
'He's not the full shilling'
'He's not the full shilling'
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
As my mum used to say:
'He's not the full shilling'
'He's not the full shilling'
If only his name had appeared in the Epstein files, he'd have never been arrested.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If only his name had appeared in the Epstein files, he'd have never been arrested.
'I was the water carrier for the St Paul's 3rd XI football squad.
This I believe makes me the prime candidate for the Head Coach at Newton Heath'.
Yours
Gideon Osborne.
Aged 44 and3/4s.
This I believe makes me the prime candidate for the Head Coach at Newton Heath'.
Yours
Gideon Osborne.
Aged 44 and3/4s.
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
'I was the water carrier for the St Paul's 3rd XI football squad.
This I believe makes me the prime candidate for the Head Coach at Newton Heath'.
Yours
Gideon Osborne.
Aged 44 and3/4s.
This I believe makes me the prime candidate for the Head Coach at Newton Heath'.
Yours
Gideon Osborne.
Aged 44 and3/4s.
They were sick of his cooking.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
They were sick of his cooking.
Lukewarm got banged up again, two days after leaving Slade, for stealing a woman's handbag.
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Lukewarm got banged up again, two days after leaving Slade, for stealing a woman's handbag.
You'll be glad to hear that it only took 32 takes to get it right:
youtu.be/x5_RZyiuFLE?...
youtu.be/x5_RZyiuFLE?...
Cilla Black-Alphie.avi
YouTube video by MrGardnerWestbound
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
You'll be glad to hear that it only took 32 takes to get it right:
youtu.be/x5_RZyiuFLE?...
youtu.be/x5_RZyiuFLE?...
Are the monkeys still fleeing the place?
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Are the monkeys still fleeing the place?
They should start with the ones who have done a bit of porridge.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
They should start with the ones who have done a bit of porridge.
Liberace would have thought it was tasteless.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Liberace would have thought it was tasteless.
Only just seen this as I have been too busy using my bus pass.😜
July 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Only just seen this as I have been too busy using my bus pass.😜
Oh no it's the 'special relationship' nonsense.
If you think we have one, the only that's special is you.
If you think we have one, the only that's special is you.
April 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Oh no it's the 'special relationship' nonsense.
If you think we have one, the only that's special is you.
If you think we have one, the only that's special is you.
It's like a Turner painting.
February 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It's like a Turner painting.
My furry merkins.
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My furry merkins.
Why is it a foolish question to ask oh wise one?
January 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Why is it a foolish question to ask oh wise one?
It didn't do her any good did it?
January 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It didn't do her any good did it?
The Old Bill got the van.
Thanks for answering my question.
Thanks for answering my question.
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Old Bill got the van.
Thanks for answering my question.
Thanks for answering my question.