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actualconor.bsky.social
@actualconor.bsky.social
Salute Emoji Stan Account
Politics is back baby awooooooo *wolf howel*
Incidentally these calls and texts seemingly made from a burner phone - not from the number Ní Chuilinn had used for contact in her old career
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Is F1 still using those shitty rim cover thingies this year? That's annoying
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Is this a safe space to ask dumb questions about IMSA and the Daytona 24?
January 24, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Hangman Page hanging out with Marty Scrull? Fuck him anyways, cowboy dickhead motherfucker.
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You can take the fucking silicon valley dude out of his first app...
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This may come as tragic news to some, but Enoch Burke may have to become a martyr for his cause of "bothering children".

With a heavy hand, I volunteer to do the dishonour of blowing his head smoove oof.
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Unfortunately, Season 5 of Shoresy is falling flat for me. Some very good character moments from Shoresy and Keeso plays him so damn well

But it just feels like there's no spark anymore. The theme of "the old, hard style of life can be better" has been pushed for a bit too long.
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The venn diagram of people who say "sportsball" and those who say the last airbender is a show you should watch in your 20s is a perfect circle
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Finally falling into the trap every 20s man falls into and making a letterboxd later
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
If Deni "Former IDF" Advija is still ahead of LeBron in all star voting I'm actually going to be the most confused I've been in a while
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Ruben Amorin received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Yeah you just gotta kill trump and about 90% of anybody involved in politics in DC at this point
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Now that it's 2026 I think I can comfortably move hbomberguy to the "bald fraud" category in my brain and just generally describe him as that now
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Back to work today

Took 5 minutes before checking linkedin for new jobs tbh
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Maybe Kerr wasting a fucking challenge on a loose ball was a dumb fucking call
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lasted about 5 mins with that quiz show. Jimmy Carr is as funny as a burn ward, with the personality to match
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My Men's Mental Health™️ relies on Quentin Post

I'm so fucked
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Man I forgot Al Horford is on the warriors lmao
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm gonna beat Kepa to death with a rusty pipe
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The F1 movie is so fucking dogshit, absolute ass plot, bland colour grading, shit cinematography and a domestic abuser in the lead 👍
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Big fan of reacher season 3's thing being "there's a bigger guy"

Also looking forward to a Dutchman being beat up
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why are perfume ads the weirdest fucking thing in the world. Yeah man 5 women wearing white dresses dancing around a bonfire makes me wamma buy stuff
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Watched the Cena match last night

Wasn't the greatest ending but big fan of everyone booing triple nose for running Cena's last year like a fucking shitshow
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They're finally gonna let Geoff Keighley and Hideo Kojima kiss at the game awards tonight
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm going to shoot the ceo of the coca-cola company for approving that ai ad and also every computer I see
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM