Actual Dan McCormack
@actualdanmccormack.bsky.social
Guy with a family. School Counselor. Rockstar in Training. *Art* maker.
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
New painting. Chompy becomes LaChompChomp. Used just a smidge of glow-in-the-dark clear paint over the teeth, eyes, and claws.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
New painting. Chompy becomes LaChompChomp. Used just a smidge of glow-in-the-dark clear paint over the teeth, eyes, and claws.
Surprise snow + ADHD = not 1, but 3 snow blobs. Although the biggest measured nearly 8', the neighborhood kids said it was 6-7.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Surprise snow + ADHD = not 1, but 3 snow blobs. Although the biggest measured nearly 8', the neighborhood kids said it was 6-7.
Just needs some touch-ups. My latest creation.
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just needs some touch-ups. My latest creation.
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
I think this picture about sums up the current administration.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think this picture about sums up the current administration.
Sure, but we're likely not far from this article again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sure, but we're likely not far from this article again.
"Naz Reid." is just the adult equivalent of kids yelling "Six-Seven"
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Naz Reid." is just the adult equivalent of kids yelling "Six-Seven"
Canceled my Spotify account and deleted the app today.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Canceled my Spotify account and deleted the app today.
For once, I actually threw a disc with some accuracy. First time around 4 down on 9 holes, then a bogey-free 5 down on 9 holes for a 23. I should probably retire.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
For once, I actually threw a disc with some accuracy. First time around 4 down on 9 holes, then a bogey-free 5 down on 9 holes for a 23. I should probably retire.
This also made the news in Sioux Falls.
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This also made the news in Sioux Falls.
Not to throw all my Abbie Doobies into a single basket, but this is my favorite Sandler movie.
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not to throw all my Abbie Doobies into a single basket, but this is my favorite Sandler movie.
The Abner Doubleday / devising of Sticky McSchnickens scene with John Turturro was some of the best absurd comedy ever. I make friends and family watch that scene. Taylor Lautner had me laughing throughout the movie.
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Abner Doubleday / devising of Sticky McSchnickens scene with John Turturro was some of the best absurd comedy ever. I make friends and family watch that scene. Taylor Lautner had me laughing throughout the movie.
This Dan burninates.
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This Dan burninates.
I can do all things through Ant who strengthens me.
August 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can do all things through Ant who strengthens me.
Can we just rename him pro-fascist commentator, or bootlicker commentator?
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can we just rename him pro-fascist commentator, or bootlicker commentator?
Had a brief moment of joy a few days ago. Got a hair cut and drove for a while listening to E. 1999 Eternal on a bridge sunny day. Felt like a 17-year-old again for about an hour.
August 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Had a brief moment of joy a few days ago. Got a hair cut and drove for a while listening to E. 1999 Eternal on a bridge sunny day. Felt like a 17-year-old again for about an hour.
This book doesn't include the scenario of a fascist government takeover, but there are a few adjacent skills: surviving in the line of gunfire, surviving a bullet or knife wound, and even though it doesn't specify concentration camps, wrestling an alligator. This book used to be more enjoyable.
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This book doesn't include the scenario of a fascist government takeover, but there are a few adjacent skills: surviving in the line of gunfire, surviving a bullet or knife wound, and even though it doesn't specify concentration camps, wrestling an alligator. This book used to be more enjoyable.
My sister went above and beyond for a birthday gift! Will definitely earn some cred with the elementary students. 'Mr. McCormack, I think you're full of shit and your coping strategies don't work... but you have the Tie-Dye AE1s, so I'll give it one more try.' - some 4th grader probably.
August 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My sister went above and beyond for a birthday gift! Will definitely earn some cred with the elementary students. 'Mr. McCormack, I think you're full of shit and your coping strategies don't work... but you have the Tie-Dye AE1s, so I'll give it one more try.' - some 4th grader probably.
I'm just like every other poor old schlub out there playing a mix of Dave Matthews Band and Rage Against the Machine on their guitar.
August 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm just like every other poor old schlub out there playing a mix of Dave Matthews Band and Rage Against the Machine on their guitar.
Just the views of the night.
August 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just the views of the night.
The Beatles had nothing on Descendants Zombies Worlds Collide Tour.
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Beatles had nothing on Descendants Zombies Worlds Collide Tour.
So this is going into a book somewhere down the line, but I have to put it out here now, or I will burst.
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So this is going into a book somewhere down the line, but I have to put it out here now, or I will burst.
I need to amend my precious declaration with no comments or likes.
Cheryl Reeve is the GOAT.
#Lynx #CherylReeve #Sota
Cheryl Reeve is the GOAT.
#Lynx #CherylReeve #Sota
July 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I need to amend my precious declaration with no comments or likes.
Cheryl Reeve is the GOAT.
#Lynx #CherylReeve #Sota
Cheryl Reeve is the GOAT.
#Lynx #CherylReeve #Sota