Martha P Humphreys
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Martha P Humphreys
@actuallymartha.bsky.social
Metalsmith, Mother, Multilinguist
Designer/fabricator, CNC up-n-comer, supertaster. My poetry rhymes — yes, I’m sorry, I know.
HVNY
Life in the rear view mirrors
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@raquelverdesi.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! I haven’t checked in here in a while, but now that you’re here it feels like a much happier place ❤️
April 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Laughing at this parody website promising to discreetly steal your Tesla for those who can't sell them because resale prices are tanking
stealmytesla.com
Steal My Tesla
stealmytesla.com
March 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I served 27 months in combat to protect core American freedoms.

That sure as hell includes reproductive freedom.

I'm fighting proudly alongside my friend and Hudson Valley resident Dr. Maggie Carpenter because abortion care is healthcare.

Period.

apnews.com/article/abor...
New York doctor indicted for prescribing abortion pill in Louisiana
A New York doctor has been indicted by a Lousiana grand jury for allegedly prescribing an abortion pill online in the Deep South state, which has one of the strictest near-total abortion bans in the c...
apnews.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Here’s an oldie that I like and is safe. I read a biography then this happened:
January 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Feeling much better! Time to stretch some canvas!!
January 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hm. Who knew a fist fulla pills would make me sick? I blame Curtis Yarvin (or maybe it was the L-Methylfolate?).
January 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What, indeed, SHALL we do with a drunken sailor?
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Introduce yourself as a tv 📺 character
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I don’t think it can be said any clearer than this:
November 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
It’s a very, very, very bad day.
November 6, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Brew of the day: Mildly optimistic, with deep flavor notes of circumspection.
November 5, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Seen in Pennsylvania.
November 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
A haiku, people,
Is not just short and cryptic.
Please inform yourselves!

#haiku #lookitup
October 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
“Is cheese in a cup considered a legitimate beverage?” My children have a group chat with all their friends and friends-of-friends (70 people, 2 universities and 1 high school represented) that is only pics of beverages, no text allowed.
October 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
October 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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👏👏✌️ so much has been lost in translation, most times intentionally
October 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Grocery price check from 2 years ago 😳
October 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I got in a crevice this weekend! And I got out too!
September 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
The melancholy associated with one’s youngest child’s last first day of school is not to be minimized. Feeling very sad right now…
September 5, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Standing Room Only! Congratulations to Adam McKible on the very succesful launch of his new book, CIRCULATING JIM CROW: THE SATURDAY EVENING POST & THE WAR AGAINST BLACK MODERNITY at Stanza Books. rb.gy/qnsd4w
Adam McKible
I am grateful to so many people for last night’s launch of Circulating Jim Crow. Thank you, Andrea and Mark at Stanza books for hosting, thanks to Zach Rodgers for being a perfect interlocutor, and a....
rb.gy
February 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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#Election2024 - Dr. Kristin Lyerly #Wisconsin
September 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Uuuuugghhhhh!!!! JERRY!!
#dontplay
August 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM