Not A Real Doctor
@actualworm.bsky.social
I’m interested in things.
i’ve heard that prolonged exposure to Jeff Goldblum can drive one mad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i’ve heard that prolonged exposure to Jeff Goldblum can drive one mad.
no no no if you shave it right the ice doesn’t break
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
no no no if you shave it right the ice doesn’t break
3 of the 4 headliners on this poster did a tour together in 2021-2022 that was performed in major league baseball stadiums. to act like these bands are unknown in 2025 seems very strange.
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
3 of the 4 headliners on this poster did a tour together in 2021-2022 that was performed in major league baseball stadiums. to act like these bands are unknown in 2025 seems very strange.
i get the same result when i total up city crime statistics by mayor height. almost all crime is from cities led by people over 5’2”. Clearly we should be electing more short people
September 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i get the same result when i total up city crime statistics by mayor height. almost all crime is from cities led by people over 5’2”. Clearly we should be electing more short people
the graph matches precisely to the number of electric guitar solos in popular music. i don’t think this is a coincidence.
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the graph matches precisely to the number of electric guitar solos in popular music. i don’t think this is a coincidence.
infrastructure week
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
infrastructure week
he’s even got a worm canister
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
he’s even got a worm canister
i thought you meant like this, and I still agreed with you
August 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i thought you meant like this, and I still agreed with you
don’t encourage him
August 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
don’t encourage him
it’s all about fuel costs you say. Just curious, how much do folks pay for wind in your area?
August 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it’s all about fuel costs you say. Just curious, how much do folks pay for wind in your area?
poor guy has never even zoomed out on google maps
August 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
poor guy has never even zoomed out on google maps
Serious Injury Cab for Cutie
August 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Serious Injury Cab for Cutie
at the very least we could reorient the economies of New Nakamia and Vrcmnt
August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
at the very least we could reorient the economies of New Nakamia and Vrcmnt
announced on same day: NASA to layoff 2000+ senior staff of whom 1800+ have mission-specific expertise
August 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
announced on same day: NASA to layoff 2000+ senior staff of whom 1800+ have mission-specific expertise
he likes to play the drums
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
he likes to play the drums
hey, what do you call a Governor who uses his bully pulpit to tell stupid jokes while his state’s residents are under attack? Assistant to the dic-tater
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hey, what do you call a Governor who uses his bully pulpit to tell stupid jokes while his state’s residents are under attack? Assistant to the dic-tater
they should let the fans decide. ask everyone to vote between 3 options: The Commanders, The Seadogs, or the Dragons
July 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
they should let the fans decide. ask everyone to vote between 3 options: The Commanders, The Seadogs, or the Dragons
i scrolled all the way down here and nobody mentioned vanilla sky
July 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i scrolled all the way down here and nobody mentioned vanilla sky
i hereby retract the invitation for you to join my trivia team
July 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i hereby retract the invitation for you to join my trivia team
who knows? those states will develop 28 different answers to your question
July 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
who knows? those states will develop 28 different answers to your question
and remember, US birth certificates issued from here forward will no longer be acceptable as proof of US citizenship in 28 states. check in on how this plays out in 18 short years
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
and remember, US birth certificates issued from here forward will no longer be acceptable as proof of US citizenship in 28 states. check in on how this plays out in 18 short years