Sir, are you trying to say that the Constitution is irrelevant to MAGA? Then just say that. Use your big boy words.

.....why so many women wear glasses....

still not enough elmer fudd

pub lunch sounds delicious and useful. Also, why aren't more people printing books with infused ink? THIS IS BRILLIANT.

Very curious how you got there, but I also now am too thinking of garlic. Thanks.

Old book smell, but the old book smell you get from trashy high-camp novels you order second hand. Bonus points if they smell vaguely of White Diamonds and Aquanet.

Sharp Objects. We overcome and healing is possible, even if your family is still a mess.

nah guys come on, let's all be honest here. What we all really want is for someone to mention how hot Richard Armitage was in North and South and how disappointed we were that the rest of his career just couldn't hold up. That's what we crave. #lookbackatme #johnthornton

I feel like horror breeds under the layers of civility that 'polite society' traffics in. I've never seen politeness flow out of a mouth that wasn't also occupied by pearly white daggers. But I'm Southern, so...grain of salt.

a VC Andrews mention.

proof that there is a God and they are not conservative.

Mind if I ask what city, because I work in one of the largest library systems in Louisiana and most of my co-workers and leadership are black women.

for one brief moment, he was sure he was going to join his uncle in hell.