Nice try. Next?

Bless your heart. I was there, child. I know.

I want to know who paid for all the signs and gear on display. That was brand new stuff, and there was a lot of it. Who financed the insurrection?

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness.

Direct line from one to the other, with sustained racism used as a political tactic for elections and governance.

None of the resistance and defeats would have happened without the action of the Hobbits.

Also works with them as the force behind destroying the palantir.

The Hobbits do even more to take down Sauron. And after defeating global evil they clean up the mess back home. The hard men of Gondor fell into corruption & despair until the Hobbits came along. Musk's pal gave the game away by naming his company Palantir, embracing corruption & evil in full sight.

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

I think I've seen this film before...