Right? I mean it’s natural when all your muscles are tensing but just to hear his like moaning and then ripping ass like how can I not laugh at that????

I still can’t think about this without giggling like an idiot lmao

We collapsed in a pile of giggles with him saying we need to be together forever even if it’s just to prevent other people from experiencing our own bullshit

Absolute husband material

Honestly considering I thought I was gonna pass out - yeah >.>

And I guess squirting counts

I’ve cum so hard I blacked out before and my only thoughts were eh, if this is how I go at least I went out doing my favorite thing and what a way to go

I think if I ever had someone pressing against my prostate and sucking my tdick i’d probably cum so hard I’d like die or something

Also like if he is the father of all creation that means he created shit like weed and Oreos so like that’s confirmation enough for me

I find it pretty funny because thanks to vaginismus I have to dilate too if I want my pussy to be usable so I have a lot in common in that regard xD

Like the organ made for sex? Pretty dope, like that too.

My ass? Get deep enough and push in a certain direction and I will cum embarrassingly quickly and it’s reliable enough to be almost on demand

Oh god yeah

Depends on the vibe though like sometimes I will purposely be messy because I have a thing for being sloppy seconds

Or thirds

Or fifty sevenths

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