Adam
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Adam
@adamcomedy.bsky.social
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December 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I do my best thinking after being shipped, and the recipient cuts the packing tape so I can get out of the box.
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why hasn't an airline safety video ever won an Oscar short film? All those actors really work to appear happy.
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
After months of training, my visit to the UK for Boxing Day wasn't at all what I was expecting.
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Another year with no gold, just myrrh.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It could be worse. Odysseus kept his wife on read for ten years.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your superpower is the ability to resist all attempts to sleep.
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Remember when we all laughed at Office Space because stable employment was boring.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your strongly worded letter had no impact on Santa's naughty list.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How long until we see karma? Is it next life, or can I request a premium karma package for an additional fee for next Tuesday?
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can we get an "I have a dream" remix? Who is taking on a dream of a better tomorrow?
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking News: Proposed bill actually mad lib of supervillain
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Olympic sports are so political. Can you imagine the deals made to box out falconry?
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Today's Horoscope: The stars want to know if you felt this way before they met your parents.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Don't you hate how incarcerated couples always have matching outfits on their holiday cards?
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your childhood heroes want an explanation of what you accomplished with them as an example.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can weddings have gender reveal type moments where they unveil the reason for the marriage: green card, pregnancy, or maybe even love?
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Perhaps you're single because your love language is being left alone.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Monopoly teaches kids the best way to rob a bank is to run it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They aren't free weights if I can't take them home.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watch autocorrect, or you too might send "Harpy Bitch, Stacy" to the Jumbotron.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You always hear what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but no one shatters bones in the offseason. Real missed opportunity.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why is there no innovation in horseshoes? What if they want high heels? Or wedges since they are in a field all day?
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Workaholism is only for the rich. Otherwise, you are just doing what's needed to get by.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM