Adam Croft
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Keir Starmer could single-handedly win the World Cup and she’d put out a press release calling him a ball hogger.
June 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Keir Starmer could single-handedly win the World Cup and she’d put out a press release calling him a ball hogger.
Just you wait, we’ll be using Arabic numerals before you know it!
June 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just you wait, we’ll be using Arabic numerals before you know it!
He’s a Tory, he’s already stuffed
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
He’s a Tory, he’s already stuffed
I live for this sort of rampant absolutism on social media.
June 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I live for this sort of rampant absolutism on social media.
“Travel influencer goes travelling”. Top stuff.
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“Travel influencer goes travelling”. Top stuff.
It’s the same at PMQs. “Does my right honourable friend agree that he’s simply the most wonderful human being that ever lived, and everyone else is shit?”
June 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It’s the same at PMQs. “Does my right honourable friend agree that he’s simply the most wonderful human being that ever lived, and everyone else is shit?”
Thinking critically? It’s literally just reading.
June 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thinking critically? It’s literally just reading.
Even though it literally says it’s unconfirmed?
June 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Even though it literally says it’s unconfirmed?
See also: Iraq, Afghanistan (x2).
June 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
See also: Iraq, Afghanistan (x2).
I suppose “great” does rhyme with “late”.
June 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I suppose “great” does rhyme with “late”.
They’ve found a Real Somethingelsethatrhymes
June 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They’ve found a Real Somethingelsethatrhymes
He’s been rather busy doing worse.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
He’s been rather busy doing worse.
Humans don’t assault their partners.
May 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Humans don’t assault their partners.
And all because their daddy never did.
May 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
And all because their daddy never did.
If my aunt had a willy she’d be my uncle.
May 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If my aunt had a willy she’d be my uncle.
Much as I dislike Spurs, they’ve won at least 10 major trophies
May 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Much as I dislike Spurs, they’ve won at least 10 major trophies
The thing is, ‘clamping down’ on immigration won’t work because it’s nonsense and impossible. That’ll lose the right-wing voters, and the centrist/left-leanings ones will be lost by the time they’ve even attempted it.
May 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The thing is, ‘clamping down’ on immigration won’t work because it’s nonsense and impossible. That’ll lose the right-wing voters, and the centrist/left-leanings ones will be lost by the time they’ve even attempted it.
Now this is a book I want to read.
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Now this is a book I want to read.
He won’t even hang onto his seat. He’ll realise this shortly before the 2029 election and jump ship to try for a safer seat. Bookmark this post.
April 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He won’t even hang onto his seat. He’ll realise this shortly before the 2029 election and jump ship to try for a safer seat. Bookmark this post.
Printing presses were accessible only to the learned, not the window lickers.
April 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Printing presses were accessible only to the learned, not the window lickers.
And (seriously) what would it matter? He’s already been convicted of crimes and I recall some sort of precedent that he can’t be tried or punished?
April 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And (seriously) what would it matter? He’s already been convicted of crimes and I recall some sort of precedent that he can’t be tried or punished?
As a Brit watching through my fingers from afar, what happens if (when) the White House also ignores this and carries on regardless?
April 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
As a Brit watching through my fingers from afar, what happens if (when) the White House also ignores this and carries on regardless?