Manipulate, Manspread, Malewife

#manipulate #manspread #malewife #satire

Theme parks are just moving slow for a long time then moving fast for a little time. #themeparks #rollercoasters

There’s so, SO much music on Spotify. I should never be hearing the same song twice when I go to a coffee shop or bar, imo. #music

When I go to donate plasma I like to tell my loved ones I’m off to “sell my body”

#plasma #funny

Me: I’m watching a lot about barbershop lately.

My friends mind: The movie?

My mind:

It’s wild to me that no one talks about Planet Earth III online. Came out 2 years ago and it’s phenomenal. #planetearthIII #bbc #tv

Dang it, I keep forgetting to post here. I like the app, it’s just that I see a butterfly and start thinking about butterflies and then I’m looking up butterfly facts instead of posting.

We all need to say something for our first post, so I might as well say this. ❤️ #firstpost

big things are coming