Adam Lerner
@adamlerner28.bsky.social
Nobody important. I make a lot of Homestar Runner references. Please don't DM me. I really don't want to hear about Bitcoin.
Yeah I think that was the calculation - look, every media outlet has a shutdown countdown and people could die because air traffic control staff aren't paid, we'll give the Rs one last chance to extend the subsidies, and if they don't we'll scream about it until the midterms
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yeah I think that was the calculation - look, every media outlet has a shutdown countdown and people could die because air traffic control staff aren't paid, we'll give the Rs one last chance to extend the subsidies, and if they don't we'll scream about it until the midterms
Like, we all get frustrated with our jobs, but imagine if your job was to get up and present absolutely absurd lies to the American public every day. It's insane.
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Like, we all get frustrated with our jobs, but imagine if your job was to get up and present absolutely absurd lies to the American public every day. It's insane.
Haha literal LOL
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Haha literal LOL
Ah yes, but did you send RFK Jr a pic of your butthole? Who is the real winner here?
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ah yes, but did you send RFK Jr a pic of your butthole? Who is the real winner here?
My biggest complaint is that movies should start on time, not 25 minutes later after forcing you to sit through previews and commercials and shorts about how awesome going to the movies is. Seems like an easy fix, especially with movies now routinely being over 2 hours
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My biggest complaint is that movies should start on time, not 25 minutes later after forcing you to sit through previews and commercials and shorts about how awesome going to the movies is. Seems like an easy fix, especially with movies now routinely being over 2 hours
I hope it's the most expensive MN governors race in history. Please set all your money on fire, insane pillow guy everyone hates. This is very smart and cool.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I hope it's the most expensive MN governors race in history. Please set all your money on fire, insane pillow guy everyone hates. This is very smart and cool.
It's so bad that its opponents have had 15 years to come up with an alternative and so far it's "Just...repeal it" and "We'll give you some $ that won't be nearly enough to pay your deductible". The rest of the WORLD figured this out. It's Medicare 4 all or let people get sick and die.
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's so bad that its opponents have had 15 years to come up with an alternative and so far it's "Just...repeal it" and "We'll give you some $ that won't be nearly enough to pay your deductible". The rest of the WORLD figured this out. It's Medicare 4 all or let people get sick and die.
OK sure but did you send him a pic of your butthole like Olivia did and get a reply text that said "Nice"? I'd have to believe that's worth at least 5 book sales. You played yourself, Sarah, you're better than that.
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK sure but did you send him a pic of your butthole like Olivia did and get a reply text that said "Nice"? I'd have to believe that's worth at least 5 book sales. You played yourself, Sarah, you're better than that.
Everything is awesome, right, folks? Gas is $.25 a gallon, medicine is free, homes cost $10,000, it's a GOLDEN AGE DO YOU HEAR ME!!!???
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Everything is awesome, right, folks? Gas is $.25 a gallon, medicine is free, homes cost $10,000, it's a GOLDEN AGE DO YOU HEAR ME!!!???
It's so dumb. I've lived through 7 presidents, don't remember any of the other ones constantly bandaging their shakin' hand. Did they not shake hands? Were they just rude?? How many handshakes would it take to necessitate constant bandaging - 10,000?
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's so dumb. I've lived through 7 presidents, don't remember any of the other ones constantly bandaging their shakin' hand. Did they not shake hands? Were they just rude?? How many handshakes would it take to necessitate constant bandaging - 10,000?
At least 500 had to have been purchased by media orgs to write savage reviews, right?
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
At least 500 had to have been purchased by media orgs to write savage reviews, right?
I was gonna say just ONCE I'd like to see his pic with an accompanying story about something good he did that will make people's lives better and it's ALWAYS something like this. Fetterman wants to bring back stoning cheaters to death!
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was gonna say just ONCE I'd like to see his pic with an accompanying story about something good he did that will make people's lives better and it's ALWAYS something like this. Fetterman wants to bring back stoning cheaters to death!
My dad took me to see this in the theater when I was like 8 and I turned to him after it ended and said "I'm sorry"
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My dad took me to see this in the theater when I was like 8 and I turned to him after it ended and said "I'm sorry"
The fact that Rs have had 15+ years to come up with something better than Obamacare and their answer is "Uh, IDK here's some $, you can shop around, but you probably can't afford anything anyway LOL" means the only answer here is Medicare 4 All
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The fact that Rs have had 15+ years to come up with something better than Obamacare and their answer is "Uh, IDK here's some $, you can shop around, but you probably can't afford anything anyway LOL" means the only answer here is Medicare 4 All
Yeah there’s no way he’d be re elected. I wish he’d just leave now and go get some sweet, sweet lobbyist cash
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yeah there’s no way he’d be re elected. I wish he’d just leave now and go get some sweet, sweet lobbyist cash
It's clear that the Constitution does not work or matter anymore, and we would be much better off ripping it up and starting anew for the 250th anniversary of our country
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's clear that the Constitution does not work or matter anymore, and we would be much better off ripping it up and starting anew for the 250th anniversary of our country
Live modestly, you know, like me, the guy who is building a $300M golden ballroom for elites you'll never interact with that's bigger than the existing White House
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Live modestly, you know, like me, the guy who is building a $300M golden ballroom for elites you'll never interact with that's bigger than the existing White House
Haha, we love killing innocent fisherman, don't we, folks?
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Haha, we love killing innocent fisherman, don't we, folks?
Yeah I like the move which is why the Ds almost certainly won't follow through with it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yeah I like the move which is why the Ds almost certainly won't follow through with it.
Again, another Tr*mp policy that nobody asked for and will do absolutely nothing to make any person's life better in any way. I guess it'll discourage travel to the US, so... way to go?
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Again, another Tr*mp policy that nobody asked for and will do absolutely nothing to make any person's life better in any way. I guess it'll discourage travel to the US, so... way to go?
That's interesting. It would be the smart move, but I think he's so deranged and egotistical that he could never willingly give up power. He thinks he's going to be President forever.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That's interesting. It would be the smart move, but I think he's so deranged and egotistical that he could never willingly give up power. He thinks he's going to be President forever.
John Chang! Is that a 38th pencil I see??? HOARDER!! I'm sending you straight to the Chairman for this egregious violation!!
Is that how it works in China? I assume so if Honest Don says that's the case.
Is that how it works in China? I assume so if Honest Don says that's the case.
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
John Chang! Is that a 38th pencil I see??? HOARDER!! I'm sending you straight to the Chairman for this egregious violation!!
Is that how it works in China? I assume so if Honest Don says that's the case.
Is that how it works in China? I assume so if Honest Don says that's the case.
Why would anyone look up to or respect this guy? Durrr i can’t get laid because im a raging hateful racist asshole so it must be the woke women who are the problem!
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why would anyone look up to or respect this guy? Durrr i can’t get laid because im a raging hateful racist asshole so it must be the woke women who are the problem!