Adam Maplesyrup
@adammaplesyrup.bsky.social
I handle all the important files and documents for poop shitters!
Sir, I’m working right now. Leave me alone
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Sir, I’m working right now. Leave me alone
I needed to fart
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I needed to fart
Not at the moment
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Not at the moment
He drags his ass everywhere. And he’s very smug about it. I can’t stand him.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
He drags his ass everywhere. And he’s very smug about it. I can’t stand him.
Mr. Buttdragger
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Mr. Buttdragger
Maybe… no… probably… maybe not… kinda… not really…. Yes it is him
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Maybe… no… probably… maybe not… kinda… not really…. Yes it is him
What if I say one of you is involved in the plot somewhat
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What if I say one of you is involved in the plot somewhat
SHHH! DONT SAY THEIR NAKE OUT LOUD! THEY‘LL CATCH ON!
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
SHHH! DONT SAY THEIR NAKE OUT LOUD! THEY‘LL CATCH ON!
I’m so glad he hired me! I can find so much secrets with this job!
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I’m so glad he hired me! I can find so much secrets with this job!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Hello! Nice to meet you!