adam
@adamnarimatsu.bsky.social
writer, musician, cartoonist, and 16th-century peasant
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enjoying the Dutch tulip bloom’s natural splendor
April 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
enjoying the Dutch tulip bloom’s natural splendor
the version of me that drinks from the brita is in a constant game of cat and mouse with the version of me that should be filling up the brita
January 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the version of me that drinks from the brita is in a constant game of cat and mouse with the version of me that should be filling up the brita
me: *scoops a single bowl of soup from a large pot*
the lone bay leaf in the pot: “surprise”
the lone bay leaf in the pot: “surprise”
December 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
me: *scoops a single bowl of soup from a large pot*
the lone bay leaf in the pot: “surprise”
the lone bay leaf in the pot: “surprise”
hopefully this cartoon helps you construct a strong legacy with your loved ones
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 PM
hopefully this cartoon helps you construct a strong legacy with your loved ones
at the airport enjoying the egg mcmuffin’s unnatural cylindrical ambiance
December 6, 2024 at 11:58 AM
at the airport enjoying the egg mcmuffin’s unnatural cylindrical ambiance
hey friends - I wrote this satire piece for Slackjaw about how to finally finish those books you’ve been buying 📚🫡 medium.com/slackjaw/how...
How To Start Reading A Book
Dust off that shelf and conquer those chapters!
medium.com
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
hey friends - I wrote this satire piece for Slackjaw about how to finally finish those books you’ve been buying 📚🫡 medium.com/slackjaw/how...
you know that wearing one of those pilgrim hats with the buckle on it felt god damn amazing
November 23, 2024 at 9:25 PM
you know that wearing one of those pilgrim hats with the buckle on it felt god damn amazing
twitter: let’s give crypto to school children to make them into sigma predators
bluesky: let’s make donald drumph again
bluesky: let’s make donald drumph again
November 23, 2024 at 1:48 PM
twitter: let’s give crypto to school children to make them into sigma predators
bluesky: let’s make donald drumph again
bluesky: let’s make donald drumph again
destroying the vibe of the seance by turning on the overhead fluorescents
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
destroying the vibe of the seance by turning on the overhead fluorescents
i want to be one of those people in the park with like eleven dogs on leashes except they’re all crabs instead
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
i want to be one of those people in the park with like eleven dogs on leashes except they’re all crabs instead
new type of nerd just dropped
The National Bible Bee competition, in which children and young adults recite passages from memory and answer general Bible knowledge questions, demands feats of memorization that make the National Spelling Bee look like a game of tic-tac-toe. nyti.ms/48XfKMa
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 PM
new type of nerd just dropped
what hath god wrought
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
what hath god wrought
setting hourly alarms to up my screentime quotas
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
setting hourly alarms to up my screentime quotas
the guy who invented ladders after seeing rock climbing’s explosive popularity: what the fuck
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 PM
the guy who invented ladders after seeing rock climbing’s explosive popularity: what the fuck
yes please give me more stanzas
November 15, 2024 at 12:32 PM
yes please give me more stanzas
to distract you from tonight, here is an unbelievable post in my hometown fb marketplace
November 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
to distract you from tonight, here is an unbelievable post in my hometown fb marketplace
i think my upstairs neighbor is actually a professional dutch clogging team
October 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
i think my upstairs neighbor is actually a professional dutch clogging team
how did flowers survive at home before that little nutrient packet please help
October 22, 2024 at 11:38 AM
how did flowers survive at home before that little nutrient packet please help
imagine the high of debuting the hibachi onion volcano in the american midwest
October 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
imagine the high of debuting the hibachi onion volcano in the american midwest
drew a cartoon depicting my brain as i try to create anything at all 🥲
October 21, 2024 at 12:22 PM
drew a cartoon depicting my brain as i try to create anything at all 🥲