*Mitch Hedberg voice* This food processor is hand-wash only. Which means it's ~dirty~

AR glasses that identify asshole drivers and adds a rabid monkey attacking the driver, so you see a good reason they're behaving that way

A friend had her grandparents graves bombed in Lebanon. A cemetery. It's not going to make the news, because of course civilian lives are more important. But I want to share it as an unimpeachable example of how this is not just about security. Cruelty is not a bug, but a feature.

I don't want "gear up for battle" pep talks from pundits. I want the Banana Bread at Work dude

not a power user so if you have navigation questions idk, but these are some blocklists I'm finding helpful right now:

bsky.app/profile/skyw...

bsky.app/profile/hedg...

bsky.app/profile/fran...

bsky.app/profile/gors...

bsky.app/profile/numb...

bsky.app/profile/skyw...

bsky.app/profile/numb...

Not for nothing, but did you know that Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years when stored at room temperature, away from light and humidity?
The more you know, huh?

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